Experiment Would you be happy if you lose your virginity?

[Uglymonster]

I would be happy but it wouldn't cure the negative energy that I've built up over the years.

 

[Deleted member 5861]

I would be happy but it wouldn't cure the negative energy that I've built up over the years.

 

[The End]

I would be happy but it wouldn't cure the negative energy that I've built up over the years.

True. Also, you'll crave more sex - which is frustrating virgin or non-virgin.

 

[last_man]

Yeah, probably. My life isn't too bad aside from my inability to get a gf

 

[KingOfRome]

I lost it to an escort. Up there with the worst experiences of my life. Sometimes, I wish I hadn't so I would've gone Postal.

Then again, it's nevER too late for that. We'll see what happens.

 

[satoshisacuck]

Nope. If its not with my virgin wife, I will probably kill myself.

 

[JustKillMe]

Depends on who you lose it with

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Depends on who you lose it with

I do not like quoting people without adding anything but this was spot on

 

[Evil Genius]

NO

Unless it was with some mega stacy jailbait, even then I would still be a little angry for numerous reasons.

 

[Givingup20]

Then again, it's nevER too late for that. We'll see what happens.

True Nice Avi too

 

[AR15]

To an extent.

 

[RedNowBlack]

To an extent.

The rose-tinted goggles are not worth it. The hopelessness, of thinking that she was the last woman on earth who would ever be sexually attracted to you, is dreadfully maddening.

 

[KingOfRome]

True Nice Avi too

Reinhard Heydrich was a Chad

 

[Givingup20]

Reinhard Heydrich was a Chad

6'3 chad who was the original architect of the holocaust

 

[JdawgYUNGmoney]

Yes. I don't even fucking care about standards anymore I just want pussy. I NEED IT NOW

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

i would be ecstatic

 

[Jockcel]

Idgaf, I just want a loyal virgin wife.

 

[Indari]

not alone no

 

[Scorn]

yeah for like 5 minutes, my brain is beyond fucked up

 

[BeefRamen]

I don't think I'd be happy having sex for the first time with a non-jailbait, and even if I did get laid there's nothing that can ever be done to close the giant gap of social isolation in between.

 

[Mainländer]

At least for a couple of weeks I would be very happy, especially if it were with a decent foid.

I would probably feel human and also feel like participating on society again.

 

[Evildoer]

I probably will be happy for some time, but then i will want more, as i always want more.

 

[Weirdcel]

I probably will be happy for some time, but then i will want more, as i always want more.

 

[SmugMohito]

Yes. I could die peacefully.

 

[whogivesafucc]

Lol wtf is this low iq

I would be like john travolta in stayin alive

 

[LastEvolutionCell]

Yh I don't crave a lot of sex I can usually jerk it off, but I don't want to die a virgin . It would be some very depressing last moments if I realized I was dying as A virgin

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

I lost it to an escort. Up there with the worst experiences of my life. Sometimes, I wish I hadn't so I would've gone Postal.

Then again, it's nevER too late for that. We'll see what happens.

Why was it such a bad experience?

 

[justenditall]

losing virginity wouldnt even make a difference for me i think

getting a good girlfriend on the other hand would probably turn my entire personality and character into something completely different. remove all the negativity, bitterness and cynicism from my mind and replace it all with something beautiful instead.

but that will never happen so i will just continue getting more miserable every day, forever

 

[KingOfRome]

Why was it such a bad experience?

1. She scammed me; used my desperation and naiveté to make me cash way too much money out of an ATM. I got lost for a while because I was so stressed out. I'd bet all the money I have she knew I was a virgin.

2. The actual sex was bad. I didn't cum. We only did it for a few minutes because she had another client coming up. She smelled like a squished cockroach.

3. She treated me like dogshit after the fact, but not before giving me her personal number, probably so she could keep selling me subpar services at an exorbitant price. (I threw it out as soon as I returned home.)

 

[CRT_relaxation]

No. Not unless it was with someone that really loved me. Which it never will be.

getting a good girlfriend on the other hand would probably turn my entire personality and character into something completely different. remove all the negativity, bitterness and cynicism from my mind and replace it all with something beautiful instead.

 

[Grotesque]

Not only would I be happy, I would instantly feel human for the first time in 25 years. I don't know what I would do beyond that, but I'm certain my life would change significantly.

 

[KingOfRome]

Not only would I be happy, I would instantly feel human for the first time in 25 years. I don't know what I would do beyond that, but I'm certain my life would change significantly.

I thought you already lost it.

What happened?

 

[Grotesque]

I thought you already lost it.

What happened?

I lied in an effort to cope. It worked somewhat in brushing aside my crippling depression and non-existent self-esteem pretending I was human.

 

[KingOfRome]

I lied in an effort to cope. It worked somewhat in brushing aside my crippling depression and non-existent self-esteem pretending I was human.

Damn. It's over.

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

i don't even care anymore. my permavirgin status is just a side effect of my existential shit stain of a life

 

[Incelibate anarchist]

No, even a girlfriend wouldnt do much at all for me.

 

[Deleted member 5712]

Depends on who you lose it with