Serious Would you be an incel if God told you to?

[Cosmik]

Lets say you were some kind of prophet/messiah chad and you were talking directly to G-d.
And he told you that you need to be an incel.

Because if you got a girlfriend you'd instantly forget about your mission to save the world.

What would you do?

 

[nice_try]

What would you do?

Take my meds

 

[TouhouMathcel]

If it allows me to get eternal life in paradise then definitely yes

 

[TouhouMathcel]

Take my meds

 

[Magicmirror]

First of all, God existing in the first place would be enough life fuel for me to continue

 

[Med Anime]

Because if you got a girlfriend you'd instantly forget about your mission to save the world.

wat?

 

[Magicmirror]

Imagine being a prophet chad though. I get to be some 6'5 muscular bearded blue eyed tan skinned terra Gigachad named Yaquub or someshit in Egypt and I mog the pharaohs so much that their beautiful Arab princess daughters lust after me.

I walk around causing miracles and curing disabilities and end up in the Qur'an

 

[Cosmik]

wat?

yeah cuz your goals to save your fellow man from globo homo internet porno would be replaced with

I needa git dhat monee and impress da honee

 

[frmentalcel]

If it allows me to get eternal life in paradise then definitely yes

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[frmentalcel]

yeah cuz your goals to save your fellow man from globo homo would be replaced with

I needa git dhat monee and impress da honee

JoinedMar 28, 2023Posts14

 

[Cosmik]

JoinedMar 28, 2023Posts14

okay big man

 

[frmentalcel]

okay big man

JoinedMar 28, 2023Posts15 ok GrAYcel

 

[Cosmik]

Imagine being a prophet chad though. I get to be some 6'5 muscular bearded blue eyed tan skinned terra Gigachad named Yaquub or someshit in Egypt and I mog the pharaohs so much that their beautiful Arab princess daughters lust after me.

I walk around causing miracles and curing disabilities and end up in the Qur'an

islam is a false religion

they worship a law

 

[HeroinNihilism]

Lets say you were some kind of prophet/messiah chad and you were talking directly to G-d.
And he told you that you need to be an incel.

Because if you got a girlfriend you'd instantly forget about your mission to save the world.

What would you do?

 

[Robespierre]

they worship a law

And this is a good thing. In the example of Christianity we see what the victory of love over the law leads to.

 

[TouhouMathcel]

JoinedMar 12, 2023Posts113

GrAYcel

 

[Cosmik]

And this is a good thing. In the example of Christianity we see what the victory of love over the law leads to.

Yes but the rapture is near and anyone who believes onto him shall not perish but have everlasting life

the Muslims don't have the holy spirit, they are like the dirt under your finger nails

and the men wear dresses and pray in doggystyle
and blow themselves up for a chance with 7 virgins in heaven

cuz they ain't getting any down here

 

[based_meme]

G-d.

 

[frmentalcel]

GrAYcel

JoinedMar 12, 2023Posts114

 

[ElTruecel]

It’s God i Cant really do anything so Yea i mean it’s God

 

[Roidmaxxer]

Lets say you were some kind of prophet/messiah chad and you were talking directly to G-d.
And he told you that you need to be an incel.

Because if you got a girlfriend you'd instantly forget about your mission to save the world.

What would you do?

Why did you write God as G-d?

Only Jews do that

Unless...

 

[Roidmaxxer]

Based

 

[Cosmik]

Why did you write God as G-d?

Only Jews do that

Unless...

Im not a jew, jews are satanic devil worshippers

 

[Roidmaxxer]

Im not a jew, jews are satanic devil worshippers

Is jesus the messiah?

 

[Cosmik]

Is jesus the messiah?

if he's not then we're all doomed

lets put it that way

 

[Roidmaxxer]

if he's not then we're all doomed

lets put it that way

In islam jesus is the messiah

 

[Cosmik]

In islam jesus is the messiah

no

 

[Roidmaxxer]

no

It literally says he is going to come back to earth to kill the dajjal and rule the earth

Im not even religious, yet i don't go insulting other people's religions

 

[Animecel2D]

Take my meds

 

[parzurnacs]

If I did it because God told me to it wouldn't be INvoluntary anymore, GrAY

 

[Tactical Cope]

I'm already incel, being God's incel isn't any worse.

 

[NorwoodVictim]

your mission to save the world.

What would you do?

Fuck this gay world

 

[NorthernWind]

Saving the world is naive.

 

[Michael15651]

 

[Fors4ken]

No, God can suck my cock for all i care.

 

[Cosmik]

No, God can suck my cock for all i care.

take that back

 

[Fors4ken]

take that back

If god makes me Chad, okay. If not then no

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

If it allows me to get eternal life in paradise then definitely yes

 

[AnilBashir]

Fantasymaxxing I see. Good cope

 

[Michael15651]

Take my meds

 

[sneed (not chuck)]

If I did it because God told me to it wouldn't be INvoluntary anymore, GrAY

 

[Puppeter]

If it allows me to get eternal life in paradise then definitely yes

Nigger do you know algebra

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

Fantasymaxxing I see. Good cope

One of the variants I've posted is hetero for her, homo for me. It's obvious I am the winner now.

 

[TouhouMathcel]

Nigger do you know algebra

Kind of

 

[Verxis]

God is an incel.

 

[broudweeb]

I'd be like "I already am lol"

 

[TheTrueManlet]

Lets say you were some kind of prophet/messiah chad and you were talking directly to G-d.
And he told you that you need to be an incel.

Because if you got a girlfriend you'd instantly forget about your mission to save the world.

What would you do?

take my meds