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Discussion Would you be a prehistoric incel?

If you were born in cavemen times, would you have reproduced or at least have had sex?


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Take into account that the social skills needed to reproduce were much lower but the physical standards (strength, height, health, etc.) were higher.
 
Take into account that the social skills needed to reproduce were much lower but the physical standards (strength, height, health, etc.) were higher.
depends in eurasia i woulve gotten heightmogged by the native paleo-eurasian mogger
meanwhile i prob would be slaying in some place where the natives didnt hunt megafauna + colorationpill(only white person)
 
no i’m a manlet
 
Read the question properly
 
No, i would have been killed in a sabertooth tiger attack while hunting mammoths
 
I think that foids often had no other choice. It depends on the context, but finding symptoms of autism would move most of us forward.
 
No, I would still be an incel not worthy of cavefoid pussy
 
Probably not as my facial bone structure is shit.

No foids don’t go running from me in fear.

So it’s not that I’m ugly.

It’s just that I’m simply painfully unattractive and below average ie I have safe jovial fat guy face and would still have that shitty faggotty beta safe look even if I were whatever weight I’m physically supposed to be for optimal health.

Think similar to that fat wetback comedian Gabriel Iglesias if you need a visual but I wouldn’t be surprised if he had a zillion kids and baby mamas since wetbacks almost always do regardless of their appearance plus his being or having been a status maxxer and thus beta buxxer helps immensely I’m sure.

Though I don’t keep up on the normie entertainment industry so for all I know he might have been dead for years already?

Think I heard some famous fat comedian died not that long ago.
 
My only one good trait would be fat accumulation so I wouldn't die so quick during famines
 
no i’m a manlet
Height wouldn't really matter that much in nature, muscle build genetics, testosterone and overall strength are more important. Think of a 5'9 guy with a good fit physique and a 6'5 skinny guy who is really clumsy and prone to injury, the 5'9 guy would absolutely be a better hunter, would still be mogged by someone taller who happens to be more athletic but thats a literal genetic miracle who would be really rare to find in a small community such as a prehistoric tribe. Height is attractive but it doesn't always means an evolutionary advantage, the tall skinny framecel guys would probably die in the wild and wouldn't be able to reproduce.
 
I would have died of ingrown ass hair at the ripe age of 16
 
I would have most likely died getting mauled by an animal if I had been born in prehistoric times.
 
I would have most likely died getting mauled by an animal if I had been born in prehistoric times.
Thats mostly luck than anything else. Assume you lived up until your 20's (so you have been sexually developed for some years already) do you think you would have reproduced?
 
Thats mostly luck than anything else. Assume you lived up until your 20's (so you have been sexually developed for some years already) do you think you would have reproduced?
Well, considering prehistoric humans were more animalistic and acted more on instincts, then yeah.
 
Take into account that the social skills needed to reproduce were much lower but the physical standards (strength, height, health, etc.) were higher.
I don’t think there would be a need. Back in the primal era there was no need to worry about a toilet disliking you.
 
I would've died from disease.
 
I don’t think there would be a need. Back in the primal era there was no need to worry about a toilet disliking you.
If you had some awful social skills to the point in which you wouldn't even be able to co-exist with the other people in your tribe you would've been abandoned and left out to die. Ofc this a much lower standard than nowadays, you'd need bare minimum social skills to live with other people.
 
Cavemen were shorter, so that would make my biggest flaw less of a problem. Since they ate a lot of meat and were outside all the time, strength and would likely be given.
 
Height wouldn't really matter that much in nature, muscle build genetics, testosterone and overall strength are more important. Think of a 5'9 guy with a good fit physique and a 6'5 skinny guy who is really clumsy and prone to injury, the 5'9 guy would absolutely be a better hunter, would still be mogged by someone taller who happens to be more athletic but thats a literal genetic miracle who would be really rare to find in a small community such as a prehistoric tribe. Height is attractive but it doesn't always means an evolutionary advantage, the tall skinny framecel guys would probably die in the wild and wouldn't be able to reproduce.
then the 6,5 built guy comes along
 
Take into account that the social skills needed to reproduce were much lower but the physical standards (strength, height, health, etc.) were higher.
You could just rape and get away with it
 
then the 6,5 built guy comes along
would still be mogged by someone taller who happens to be more athletic but thats a literal genetic miracle who would be really rare to find in a small community such as a prehistoric tribe.
Not to mention that everyone would be around the same height too because theres was less genetic diversity inside these small groups than in current society. Crazy height differences wouldn't exist
 
Highly depends on your situation, if you and your tribe are thriving or are able to enslave the women from the rival tribes then you would ascend.

It would be the same scenario for human history all up until in the 21st century (Civilized world only)
 
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I always trucel AAAAAAAAAAa
 
I ascend via rape
 
I’m 5’3 and less than capable of physical offense or defense
 
My inceldom is permanent and inescapable, no matter the era.
 
they had this trick with knocking out cavewomen
 
I would of been mauled by the alpha male congo bongo chads of the cave.

Atleast in the current day I can camp at home
 
I think i've read here a while ago that like 1 out of 20 guys reproduced or something like that

Either stay on the cave and reproduce with the entire female group, either die mauled by some now-extinct creature
 
I would have been killed by some prehistoric animal
 

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