Would you be a fakecel if you can only ascend (100% guarantee) in 100 trillion years?

[CRASH THE CUCK]

 

[FastBlast]

Still incel. Sun explodes in a few billion years buddy. If you can ascend after only 1 million years then you fakecel

 

[all this time]

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[INVERTER]

If you haven't taken 100 trillion showers, you're a fakecel

 

[Animecel2D]

No you wouldn’t be fakecel, you would be the immortal permavirgin, doomed to float through the cosmos forever untouched and unloved

 

[Sir Silentium]

Time itself will cease to exist after the rapture