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Experiment Would you ascend with the landwhale @Grotesque ascended with?

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would you?

  • yes, I like landwhales, a hole is a hole

  • no, I don't like landwhales


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I'll try to be careful with my words because I don't want to be a dick and I understand @Grotesque's situation was peculiar.
He is 40 years old, autistic, living on autismbuxx, never had validation from women, aside from escorts.

He matched with this landwhale:

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and ascended with her. According to him, she has close to 2 thousand matches on Tinder! Brutal blackpill tbhngl
Her stats:
  • 52 years old
  • close to 300 pounds
  • 4'10
  • single mom
  • can't barely walk
  • BMI ~ 60 kg/m^2

Maybe if I make it to 40, I'll be able to relate to him more and probably would be so desperate that I would have sex with that landwhale specimen.
But as of now, call me volcel, but I wouldn't.
The reasoning behind that:
She's more than double my age and 150 lbs heavier than me. I'm pretty lean, she's morbidly obese.
Facially she's not that bad in my honest opinion. I'm ugly too, so I can't say much about that... but her weight is a major turn-off, I don't think I could even get hard to that, and even if I could, penetration would be difficult since I have a below average sized penis.
I'm not that desperate, so I'd rather stay single for now tbh
What about you?
 
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No, I'd rather die alone than touch a fatass
 
No, I'd rather die alone than touch a fatass
Imagine being thin and healthy (albeit ugly facially-wise), and the best that you can grab is that :lul::lul::lul:. Never began for anybody on this forum. I would even grab a 2/10, as long as she isnt a fatass.
 
Imagine being thin and healthy (albeit ugly facially-wise), and the best that you can grab is that :lul::lul::lul:. Never began for anybody on this forum. I would even grab a 2/10, as long as she isnt a fatass.
Lots of men are into landwhales, I don't understand why, It's disgusting
 
Lots of men are into landwhales, I don't understand why, It's disgusting
Either because thats all that they can get, they are desperate, or because they have a depraved landwhale fetish.
 
Either because thats all that they can get, they are desperate, or because they have a depraved landwhale fetish.
And these type of "men" are the reason women have it so easy in dating
 
I'll try to be careful with my words because I don't want to be a dick and I understand @Grotesque's situation was peculiar.
He is 40 years old, autistic, living on autismbuxx, never had validation from women, aside from escorts.

He matched with this landwhale:

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and ascended with her. According to him, she has close to 2 thousand matches on Tinder! Brutal blackpill tbhngll
Her stats:
  • 52 years old
  • close to 300 pounds
  • 4'10
  • single mom
  • can't barely walk
  • BMI ~ 60 kg/m^2

Maybe if I make it to 40, I'll be able to relate to him more and probably would be so desperate that I would have sex with that landwhale specimen.
But as of now, call me volcel, but I wouldn't.
The reasoning behind that:
She's more than double my age and 150 lbs heavier than me. I'm pretty lean, she's morbidly obese.
Facially she's not that bad in my honest opinion. I'm ugly too, so I can't say much about that... but her weight is a major turn-off, I don't think I could even get hard to that, and even if I could, penetration would be difficult since I have a below average sized penis.
I'm not that desperate, so I'd rather stay single for now tbh
What about you?
Is this even ascension?
 
She isn't that bad tbh, I'd totally smash a landwhale if she's facially a 5/10
 
Is this even ascension?
good point brocel
What is "ascension"? What would be the threshold for ascension?
For me, ascension is when both man/woman are physically attracted to each other.
 
Just ascend with 50 year old whales bro
 
No because I am slim. A fatcel can fuck her and take her out to McDonald’s
 
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No. Such body type is unnatural and even disfigured. I don't think I could get erect to that + I am in my 20's so that would be dating way below myself.
 
good point brocel
What is "ascension"? What would be the threshold for ascension?
For me, ascension is when both man/woman are physically attracted to each other.
This is descension
 
Disgusting. Absolutely not.

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the sad part is that @Grotesque is very lean and he is also 6'3" or something close to that
Very sad. Where do you know that he ascended with her? Did he enjoy it?
 
call me fakecel and all, but you may as well call those creatures ''human beings'' lol
 
Very sad. Where do you know that he ascended with her? Did he enjoy it?
he still makes videos on youtube, he goes by "Todd Thundercokk" now
I've interacted with him once, he was pretty cool... you can ask him yourself, he normally responds to comments.

Did he enjoy it?
He said the sex was lackluster, but she was good at giving head.
 
Not volcel if pener stays soft theory.
 
married guy on incelblog called grotesque a fakecel jfl
jfl
that guy (carkudo or smth like that) got brutally cucked by his wife, she was having an affair with another woman
the absolute state
 
If I was fat and 40 years old yes, but not as I am now.
 
just wait 40 years to take care of a landwhale's kids to have sex theory
 
brutal if ever got that desperate would go to curryland. even shitty villager trash pajeeta mogs this land hog
 
I'd rather eat a bullet.
 
Fuck no. I would much rather stay an incel
 

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