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Blackpill Would you ascend with a midget noddle whore?

Would you ascend with a midget noddle whore?

  • Yes

    Votes: 27 73.0%
  • No

    Votes: 10 27.0%

  • Total voters
    37
My looksmatch so yes
 
Yes, but it's not ideal.
 
If she's still presentable and speaks English, yes
Also I hate how most SEA people sound, it just turns me off completely, I don't like their accents

BTW, do you mean midget literally? Like dwarfism?
 
My last choice unless she rly loves me ofc
 
Well would you?
Yes.

I'm not into midgets or noodlewhores, but my SMV is objectively 4/10, which means that foids perceive me as 2/10 (because foids perceive all men as 2 SMV points lower than they actually are), so being practically 2/10, I am the looksmatch of a midget noodlewhore.

But in terms of preference, I like fat white foids the best.
 
Aren't most noodles midgets? This would be a redundant description.
 

Would you ascend with a midget noddle whore?​

I might fuck one
but ascending with her is not possible
it's not possible to ascend with whores
ascension can only happen with non-whores

ascension is not merely having sex (losing virginity) but doing it through a means besides prostitution, and doing it into a female's vagina

even if by whore you mean slut rather than prostitute, if she's taken so much cum that her vagina is filled with male DNA then at best you're coping with a bisexual experience (like fucking a hermaphrodite) and not actually engaging in heterosexual sex, so it's not ascension
 
Depends. As long as she wasn't obese or severely deformed
 
only if I could relentlessly bully her by calling her yellow creature, albino monkey, brachycephalic freak of nature, et cetera.
 
just create more incels theory
 
is she clinically a dwarf or just short?

either way i probably would tbh
 
Just get rejected by a midget bro
 
Yes

9 No's

Volcels.is
 
I'm the king of midgets so why not
 
Yeah but they'd still only be interested in 6'0+ mayos
 
lol the white racist cuck wanting a noodle whore. so typical haha.
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