Would you ascend with a 500kg plus landwhale?

[Lonelyus]

Someone that had to be transported by airlift or a crane just to get somewhere if it ment you were gonna get to score?

 

[Lonelyus]

You can only descend into hell with that amount of weight

Imagine she sits on you

 

[Lonelyus]

I'd end up in the 9th circle of hell

Youd end up inside her anus or vagina or eaten because she was hungry