Would you ascend in this scenario

[justuseless]

You finally get the girl of ur dreams. On top of that you get given a huge dick. However heres the catch. Every day from morning to sundown you have to stand butt naked on a hill along with others like you and swing your dick around like a wind turbine to generate power for the city. You will just stand there butt naked swinging ur dick nonstop except for lunch break. At night you can go home to ur stacy and fuck her. Of course u will he handsomely renumerated aswell and get the weekends off. Would you take this deal.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Just become a wind turbine theory

 

[AutistSupremacist]

sure

 

[wgm24]

What kind of weird fetish post is this?

 

[Razielcel]

Good job you made me laugh which is rare these days. And yeah I would do it.

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

reddit-tier post.

 

[TheCatMan]

Uhhhh sure I guess

 

[Rottingcel]

im gonna pass on this

 

[KHHVcel]

im gonna pass on this

 

[cripplecel]

Yeah niggeer

 

[Emba]

im gonna piss on this

 

[fullofchagrin]

You finally get the girl of ur dreams. On top of that you get given a huge dick. However heres the catch. Every day from morning to sundown you have to stand butt naked on a hill along with others like you and swing your dick around like a wind turbine to generate power for the city. You will just stand there butt naked swinging ur dick nonstop except for lunch break. At night you can go home to ur stacy and fuck her. Of course u will he handsomely renumerated aswell and get the weekends off. Would you take this deal.

WHAT THE FUCK

 

[Diddy]

I'll turn my dick into a helicopter.

 

[WeirdPanda]

You finally get the girl of ur dreams. On top of that you get given a huge dick. However heres the catch. Every day from morning to sundown you have to stand butt naked on a hill along with others like you and swing your dick around like a wind turbine to generate power for the city. You will just stand there butt naked swinging ur dick nonstop except for lunch break. At night you can go home to ur stacy and fuck her. Of course u will he handsomely renumerated aswell and get the weekends off. Would you take this deal.

Ideal, can I also tickle myself while at it?

 

[ihatefemcels]

Honestly yeah

 

[OwariDa]

?

 

[Grodd]

 

[m3nt4Lbl0ck3d]

How does this nigga DO it.

That was funny asf to read.

"And get the weekends off"

 

[Friezacel]

What kind of weird fetish post is this?

 

[Fluoxymesterone]

Followed for this thread tbh