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Discussion Would you ascend if your gf bashes you over the head with a brick every night?

Would you?


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(No, but since the opportunity hasn’t presented itself to be rejected I am not a volcel)
 
Im not happy being pussy free but some things are not worth it.
 
Free Lobotomy AND I get to snuggle with a loving gf??? Count me in!
 
Where's the downsides here? I don't see a downside.
 
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Our institutions have been corrupted!
 
I don't see how the brick turns it into a homosexual act.
There would be no sex with your face smashed in.
 


humminah humminah call me smitten like a kitten.
 
yeah, I get a gf + death so it's a win win situation for me
 
Wtf wrong with u nigga
 
+ brain damage and permanent retardation
The great thing about already being retarded is that getting more retarded is like adding a cup of water to the ocean.
 
These questions are getting so dumb that I think you did, in fact, have a brick smashed over your head.
 
No you'd be dead in at least 2 days & the first brick would cause you brain damage.
 
another femdom cuck :feelsseriously:
 
I am surprised by the amount of people that don't understand this is a joke. Then again this forum is majority autistic :lul:
i'm autistic so i didn't know it was a joke
 
I would ascend to heaven
 
I’m fucking caging bro
 
Also this is the only good scene in that new season, everything else was cringe.
Good to know actually I was going to ask if Gou or Sotsu were worth watching.
I watched the original 2000s anime and it was pretty good.
Haven't played the VN yet I wonder if I should or not. I've heard a lot of good things.
 
Good to know actually I was going to ask if Gou or Sotsu were worth watching.
I watched the original 2000s anime and it was pretty good.
Haven't played the VN yet I wonder if I should or not. I've heard a lot of good things.
Its bad, really bad. Don't watch the new one.
 
So if your assertive gf decides that she wants to shove a dildo up your ass, that wouldn't be gay?
That's a bit hyperbolic. Being somewhat submissive/passive in a relationship is different to taking a dildo up your ass. You just inserted a gay part into the equation with that dildo thing there.
 

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