Worst Public Boner experience?

[Norville Wood]

At graduation ceremony walking across the stage my heart races, and I popped a boner.

No worries, only 5 inches

 

[Cryotron]

I had in school often, was quick enough to put it under the belt

 

[FastBlast]

At George Floyd's funeral

 

[Fat Link]

At George Floyd's funeral

 

[Fat Link]

In all seriousness though I had a real rager in social studies class possibly for my Foid teacher or maybe just because I forget which.

 

[Norville Wood]

At George Floyd's funeral

Lol

 

[La Grande Kanga]

Get them around all the beautiful foids at this rathole called school. Super frustrating, I’ll never have any of them. They’re all bitches anyways

 

[Norville Wood]

I never once relieved myself at school.

 

[der_komische]

I hated having to hide the boner when I was 15-17

 

[Norville Wood]

 

[HomicidalSuicidal88]

I would randomly get boners in public

 

[Norville Wood]

I would randomly get boners in public

Random, ??

 

[HomicidalSuicidal88]

Random, ??

Yeah cause have horny thoughts of women

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

not possible for that to even occur here tbh, foids are too ugly

 

[ordinaryotaku]

In late freshman year of high school, I saw a hot shorter girl wearing a very low cut top showing a lot of her (fairly large) boobs in the hallways while going to the bathroom during class. Made me have a boner for literally 3 hours straight with precum and all. It was the one time I debated jacking off in the school bathroom, but I didn't end up doing it because multiple kids were already caught doing it and shamed for it.

Went home that day and cranked the absolute shit out of my hog. I'm well above average down there, but I always wear extremely loose fitting pants because it's more comfortable, so I don't believe anyone was able to see my dick which was good. I hope it didn't smell or anything, I don't remember if precum smells or not.