SuicideFuel worst escortcelling experience

[Deleted member 11159]

After some experiences your gut feeling improves and you find the better ones. And not bragging here, but I am so starved of sex and so underfucked I always got a stiffy. I had one hooker insulting me and she wasnt really good looking and I still got hard.

What did she do to you?

 

[Spioenkop1]

What did she do to you?

The bad hooker? Similar to your experiences, but she shouted at me (after I gave her the money)that I am so ugly and thus no wonder I have to go to hookers. Although there was nothing wrong in this sentences kinda based even.

 

[cryptic__egg]

Escorts are only good if they give you the illusion of an authentic experience with a woman. If she acts disinterested you're just paying a huge fee for a used hole.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

The bad hooker? Similar to your experiences, but she shouted at me (after I gave her the money)that I am so ugly and thus no wonder I have to go to hookers. Although there was nothing wrong in this sentences kinda based even.

Wow, wtf??? was there a pimp there or another adult man? I would've threatened her and asked for my money back.
What a stupid bitch btw. Why would she scare off a client like that?

 

[Spioenkop1]

Wow, wtf??? was there a pimp there or another adult man? I would've threatened her and asked for my money back.
What a stupid bitch btw. Why would she scare off a client like that?

I was inexperienced at the same time, otherwise I would have done that or call the cops. And she was just a shit person and many submissive men just leave without fucking I guess. She was clearly pissed that I was very much aroused
so I cannot really say i was frauded, because I fucked her anyway and came. And still remember despite her shittalking she agreed fucking with me, so joke was on me.

 

[FinnCel]

Joined Sep 29, 2019 Posts 508

You pwnt that guy

 

[Benj-amin]

She only sucks dicks with a condom, although she advertised oral without condom. A lot of whores do that. Fucking scammers.

You know that is bullshit. Right?

 

[Deleted member 11159]

You know that is bullshit. Right?

Why would it be? Not trying to brag but i'd bet money that i'm younger and cleaner than any client she ever saw before me.
If she didn't suck my dick without it then she didn't do it to anyone else either.
Unless she does it for extra money, but she never mentioned anything about it to me.

 

[PPEcel]

After some experiences your gut feeling improves and you find the better ones. And not bragging here, but I am so starved of sex and so underfucked I always got a stiffy. I had one hooker insulting me and she wasnt really good looking and I still got hard.

I feel like I can't get hard with Beckys or even Stacylites anymore, after nutting in a couple of actual Stacy models it's sort of spoiled me.

It's like eating at Alain Ducasse for lunch and then going back home and having cereal for dinner, you know what I mean?

 

[muharremabi]

She suck your dick, with a condom, chad go raw, and why the fuck would you pay for that shit if it's not skin to skin. Just put on a condom and turn on the vacuum and put you dick in it.

 

[Indari]

elab

Plently of healthy young people have died from it and you could spread it.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Plently of healthy young people have died from it and you could spread it.

Plenty is an overstatement. This nearly exclusively dangerous to oldcels. And I don't care tbh. I needed it.

 

[Incel_Because_Short]

Escorts are still working through the Corona Virus? Lmao.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Escorts are still working through the Corona Virus? Lmao.

Yeah, the few more desperate ones. But a lot of profiles disappeared since it started.

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Just give up

 

[Diet_Choke]

Ok here's the skinny on escorts

You'll get bad experiences and good experiences.

And when they average out long enough you realize that some of them you had really good chemistry.

In other words, you end up with some fond memories that don't really feel like hookers but just some girl you met and fucked.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Ok here's the skinny on escorts

You'll get bad experiences and good experiences.

And when they average out long enough you realize that some of them you had really good chemistry.

In other words, you end up with some fond memories that don't really feel like hookers but just some girl you met and fucked.

Yup. I realize now that the first one I went to was perfect in terms of looks and the way she treats me, but the problem is she doesn't do kissing, pussy licking and she only does blowjobs with a condom, that's why i'm trying different ones.

 

[Diet_Choke]

Yup. I realize now that the first one I went to was perfect in terms of looks and the way she treats me, but the problem is she doesn't do kissing, pussy licking and she only does blowjobs with a condom, that's why i'm trying different ones.

Eventually it will carry over to your regular life.

You'll be used to fucking women.

And you'll start treating them all like the whores they are.

Eventually some of them will fuck you without having to pay.

But you'll still pretty much use escorts to "fill in" your calendar between lays (like most men do.)

You'll eventually start to understand that hookers are not really different from "regular women." They just want the money up front, rather than paying for dates and such.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

I have never escortcelled

 

[Haywire]

in the 15mins time before you came was that all blowjob or dick in pussy or what?

 

[stravinsky]

Escortcels, when will they learn..

 

[Deleted member 11159]

in the 15mins time before you came was that all blowjob or dick in pussy or what?

She sucked my dick first (with a condom) and then I fucked her doggy.
The first time I had sex I lasted 30 minutes in numerous positions and could've lasted longer, but the girl I fucked yesterday was really tiny, listed as 5'3 on her profile but probably even smaller and as a result she was super tight.

 

[Haywire]

She sucked my dick first (with a condom) and then I fucked her doggy.
The first time I had sex I lasted 30 minutes in numerous positions and could've lasted longer, but the girl I fucked yesterday was really tiny, listed as 5'3 on her profile but probably even smaller and as a result she was super tight.

i would probably last 15secs with canyon cunt whore. this is why i think its just a waste of money for me

 

[Deleted member 11159]

i would probably last 15secs with canyon cunt whore. this is why i think its just a waste of money for me

That's what I thought would happen. I literally thought i'd cum as soon as I see her lmao. It even happened to me in a gym once just from looking at some slut's ass: https://incels.is/threads/i-ejaculated-inside-the-gym.78315/

But as soon as I actually put it inside her it didn't feel like I thought it would. I was able to last much longer than I thought. Maybe it's just my small dick.

 

[based_meme]

Eventually I just asked her if she wanted to cuddle for the remainder of the time.

Imagine being this much of a cuck.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Imagine being this much of a cuck.

elab. I wanted to feel her tits and finger her pussy with her head on my chest.

 

[based_meme]

elab. I wanted to feel her tits and finger her pussy with her head on my chest.

Escortceling is cucked to begin with (cope how you want, idc), but paying to fuck her and then cuddling is JFL.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Escortceling is cucked to begin with (cope how you want, idc), but paying to fuck her and then cuddling is JFL.

I already came and she couldn't make me cum again so I wanted to feel her pussy and tits. Seems pretty logical to me.

 

[based_meme]

I already came and she couldn't make me cum again so I wanted to feel her pussy and tits. Seems pretty logical to me.

OK.

 

[grondilu]

I've never had a really good experience with an escort, because they did never look anything like they were on the photographs.

That's why I always prefer old-school prostitution, where you can see the whores IRL beforehand, and pick the one you truly desire.

 

[coppernicus]

She only sucks dicks with a condom, although she advertised oral without condom. A lot of whores do that. Fucking scammers.

Yeah, one of them did that to me.
She also looked nothing like the picture.
I think those escort agencies just don't give a shit and when you contact one, they just send whoever is available.

 

[grondilu]

I came once in about 15 minutes and she kinda laughed at me and said "you done already?"
What the fuck??

That is ridiculous. I fucked plenty of whores and although I never timed it, I am pretty sure I never spent more than 10 minutes and no whore has ever complained or mocked me about it being too quick.

They are not supposed to enjoy it so why would they care about their clients finishing quickly ? It doesn't make any sense.

The "price per hour" thing is not to be taken literally. Most clients are done in a few minutes.

 

[Spioenkop1]

I feel like I can't get hard with Beckys or even Stacylites anymore, after nutting in a couple of actual Stacy models it's sort of spoiled me.

It's like eating at Alain Ducasse for lunch and then going back home and having cereal for dinner, you know what I mean?

I understand this.
I have a different problem. I care more about personality and I somehwo conditioned myself that I am more into Beckies than Stacies. I think even my subconscious realized in high school I have no shot at Stacy and thought I might be better of with Becky (which is bs, because both want chad).
back to my problem, I am totally into girlfriend experiences as an incel. The problem is as more as I get a taste of how it is to cuddle and to get kissed as more I am not satisfied with the substitute. I wish more and more to have an ACTUAL gf which doesn’t go after an hour.

Plenty is an overstatement. This nearly exclusively dangerous to oldcels. And I don't care tbh. I needed it.

Which clear thinking honestly cares about Coronachan. Going to the supermarket is more dangerous right now than fucking a hooker. The only thing why we need this ridiculous shut down is because the health and emergency structures are already under massive strain, so they can handle an additional Influx of patients.
On top of this Chads are going on dates and fuck plenty of foids and I am suppose to cut down on escortcelling?
Currently I have the best time of my escortcelling career. I visited 3 hookers since the shut down was ordered and I always achieved discounts of 50%. On top of this all services were top, because they currently see no other clients and spent all theIr care they have In them on you.

And this proofs another point, if men wouldn’t give women such a ridiculous amount of value on the dating market they would become so much nicer and so much less entitled. A shutdown of Tinder alone would probably decrease the amount of incels by 30-50%.

Yeah, one of them did that to me.
She also looked nothing like the picture.
I think those escort agencies just don't give a shit and when you contact one, they just send whoever is available.

Then say you will insist on the woman in the picture. Some agencies have poster stacies to increae the amount of customers and send then the beta females out if the Stacy is occupied. Always insist on Stacy!
Luckily in my city there are plenty of good hookers, but we are also blessed by our geographical location. Good escorts help me cope alot, especially since the sex of normies seems to be boring as hell and more expensive.

 

[PPEcel]

i would probably last 15secs with canyon cunt whore. this is why i think its just a waste of money for me

That's not necessarily true.

Your nerves can get the best of you.

A condom can ruin much of the sensation depending on the fit.

A few times I've fucked a whore and my dick just goes soft while it's inside her.

 

[Deleted member 20987]

the girl I fucked yesterday was really tiny, listed as 5'3 on her profile but probably even smaller and as a result she was super tight.

For the love of God send me her profile. Please!

I am a fellow john, not a snoop.

 

[reallyunfuckable]

Mogs me at escort not rejecting you.

 

[radishman]

It always amazes me postermaxxers coming into escortcel threads to let us know for the 30th time they've never done it. Only slightly less annoying than anti-escortcel larpers.

Personally I find it hilarious certain escorts have to continue to work in the corona-chan era.

 

[schrodingercoper]

I don't think I want to escortcel anymore