SuicideFuel worst escortcelling experience

[Deleted member 11159]

Met this whore earlier today.

I paid for the hour which means that I can cum twice. I came once in about 15 minutes and she kinda laughed at me and said "you done already?"
What the fuck??
After that she gave me a massage which was nice.
She then asked me if I want to fuck her again or if I want her to take the condom off so she can wank me off. I asked her to take it off and do her thing.
Well that was a fucking mistake. She was yanking it so hard that I seriously thought she would leave me with permanent damage. I had to tell her a few times to do it lighter but it was so obvious that she wanted me out of there as soon as possible that she wouldn't listen and thought this was the fastest way to make me cum.

Eventually I just asked her if she wanted to cuddle for the remainder of the time.
While we were doing that I tried kissing her but she told me she won't be kissing clients at the moment due to the Coronavirus (jfl).
I then tried fingering her but she kept her legs shut. I literally had to ask her if she can move her leg so I can put my hand there but she only did it slightly for a few seconds and would then put it back to her original position.

Literally as soon as the time was up, she got up off the bed and got dressed, pretty much telling me to get out. Then she had the nerve to ask me if I can leave her a good review lmao.

This is the last time I experimented with different escorts. I hit the jackpot with the one I first went to when I lost my virginity and if I go again i'll just go back to her.

Holy shit, I have never felt like more of a low-value subhuman in my life.
Potential escortcels, always make sure to go to escorts with good reviews.

 

[FrothySolutions]

Do you know how to frig a woman off? You asked to finger her.

 

[radishman]

Even without corona, why would you ever kiss an escort? That same mouth that sucked a dude's dick before you arrived? Even after they've sucked my own dick I didn't like the idea of a kiss. Kinda surprised you didn't just go with the original.

 

[Deleted member 20790]

You tried to kiss a Hooker? You know how many dirty dicks have been in her mouth the past week? Have some self respect.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Do you know how to frig a woman off? You asked to finger her.

What do you mean?

Even without corona, why would you ever kiss an escort? That same mouth that sucked a dude's dick before you arrived? Even after they've sucked my own dick I didn't like the idea of a kiss. Kinda surprised you didn't just go with the original.

For the illusion of affection. Kissing feels better than sex itself imo

You tried to kiss a Hooker? You know how many dirty dicks have been in her mouth the past week? Have some self respect.

She only sucks dicks with a condom, although she advertised oral without condom. A lot of whores do that. Fucking scammers.

 

[FrothySolutions]

What do you mean?

Do you know how to finger a woman to satisfaction?

 

[Deleted member 20790]

She only sucks dicks with a condom.

 

[solblue]

Where'd you find her? If/when I finally succumb and visit an escort, I was planning on just trying to buy one of the desperate college students around me. I am hoping they will have less mileage and be relatively clean

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Do you know how to finger a woman to satisfaction?

Of course not. I've only been to an escort 4 times and whatever I do, I do for my own pleasure. I don't give a shit whether she gets off and I don't expect her to.

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I legit can't find a whore here who will do it without one.

 

[radishman]

For the illusion of affection. Kissing feels better than sex itself imo

Yeah I feel ya there. I kinda enjoyed the non-sexual stuff more just because I've been so starved of affection.

 

[Deleted member 13060]

Why would you see an escort in the times of Corona ?

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Just give up

 

[radishman]

Why would you see an escort in the times of Corona ?

When you're a trucel, what do you have to lose at that point?

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Where'd you find her? If/when I finally succumb and visit an escort, I was planning on just trying to buy one of the desperate college students around me. I am hoping they will have less mileage and be relatively clean

On a website where whores can advertise their services. She was young and spoke barely any English so I thought she'd be the type to do anything for a bit of money.

Yeah I feel ya there. I kinda enjoyed the non-sexual stuff more just because I've been so starved of affection.

Yeah tbh I actually just enjoy talking to a woman who's paid to be nice to me, since all my life I have been treated like shit by them.

Why would you see an escort in the times of Corona ?

Why not? I'm not an oldcel, I won't die.

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

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This dude is saying it as if it's normal LMFAO

 

[0fflinemode]

Potential escortcels, always make sure to go to escorts with good reviews

Why did you decide to go with that one instead of the escort that you gave your virginity to?

 

[Deleted member 17997]

Where'd you find her? If/when I finally succumb and visit an escort, I was planning on just trying to buy one of the desperate college students around me. I am hoping they will have less mileage and be relatively clean

 

[solblue]

On a website where whores can advertise their services. She was young and spoke barely any English so I thought she'd be the type to do anything for a bit of money.

Jfl, I'll keep that in mind

 

[radishman]

I legit can't find a whore here who will do it without one.

Try a sugar baby. They do BBBJs (not bait and switch, at least the ones I paid did). Any escorts that advertised on former sites like backpage and eros insisted on condom. I just don't see the point in a bj with a condom. Might as well just fuck if you gotta wear it.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

This dude is saying it as if it's normal LMFAO

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What do you mean? As in most escorts suck dick without condom?
Maybe I just live in Prudish area then lol.

Why did you decide to go with that one instead of the escort that you gave your virginity to?

Just a gut feeling, really. She looked like the type of whore who would treat me nicely. Also I was a lot less careless my first time so I made sure to go to one who could speak English well and had good reviews and has been in the business for a couple of years at least.

Try a sugar baby. They do BBBJs (not bait and switch, at least the ones I paid did). Any escorts that advertised on former sites like backpage and eros insisted on condom. I just don't see the point in a bj with a condom. Might as well just fuck if you gotta wear it.

The only sugar babies I found were on some sketchy websites that just don't seem to be worth the risk. I don't live in the USA so it's much harder to find that kind of stuff here. Also, aren't sugar-babies a long-term thing? I don't have the money or cuck-levels to fund a whore like that.

 

[radishman]

The only sugar babies I found were on some sketchy websites that just don't seem to be worth the risk. I don't live in the USA so it's much harder to find that kind of stuff here. Also, aren't sugar-babies a long-term thing? I don't have the money or cuck-levels to fund a whore like that.

I used seeking to find sugar babies, but am in the US so maybe if you live in an area that has legal hoes it's less of a thing.

Sugar babies can be an ongoing long-term thing yes, but it can be a one-and-done as well. Just don't tell them that.

Again I found them better than "by the hr" whores because they focused more on the "relationship" part. Few clockwatchers, but it's also more time consuming and you may pay more in the end. Just gotta decide what's worth the money to you.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

I used seeking to find sugar babies, but am in the US so maybe if you live in an area that has legal hoes it's less of a thing.

Sugar babies can be an ongoing long-term thing yes, but it can be a one-and-done as well. Just don't tell them that.

Again I found them better than "by the hr" whores because they focused more on the "relationship" part. Few clockwatchers, but it's also more time consuming and you may pay more in the end. Just gotta decide what's worth the money to you.

Thanks. I'm actually looking more into it now.
Where I live it seems to be more of a thing where sugar daddies advertise themselves and the sugar babies can pick them. The youngest one i'm seeing is 22 but the rest of them are from their mid 30s to 60s so maybe as a young guy i'd have a chance this way.

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

What do you mean? As in most escorts suck dick without condom?

I kinda meant like the whole situation. I'm not making fun of you or anything.

I du no if I could do the whole escort thing yno?

Howd you get into it?

 

[DepressionTookMyIQ]

I won't tell my experience here because it will be considered bragging, but you have to analyze how she is responding to you before you get to her. Lingering to answer your DMs and one-word responses are no way jose signals

 

[Deleted member 11159]

I kinda meant like the whole situation. I'm not making fun of you or anything.

I du no if I could do the whole escort thing yno?

Howd you get into it?

A little over 2 months ago I just thought to myself that it's finally time to lose it, so I did. But it wasn't easy for someone as high inhib as me. I was postponing it for 3 years.

 

[FUCKITALLREEE]

She only sucks dicks with a condom, although she advertised oral without condom. A lot of whores do that. Fucking scammers.

She suck your dick, with a condom, chad go raw, and why the fuck would you pay for that shit if it's not skin to skin. Just put on a condom and turn on the vacuum and put you dick in it.

 

[FrothySolutions]

Of course not. I've only been to an escort 4 times and whatever I do, I do for my own pleasure. I don't give a shit whether she gets off and I don't expect her to.

So what pleasure do you get out of fingering her? When you finger a woman, that's one-sided. The pleasure is all hers, if you're doing it right.

 

[legocelkhv]

I will never give a foid money or attention that's cucked

 

[Deleted member 11159]

She suck your dick, with a condom, chad go raw, and why the fuck would you pay for that shit if it's not skin to skin. Just put on a condom and turn on the vacuum and put you dick in it.

A lot of whores here only do condom BJs. She actually advertised BBBJ but she scammed me. Also Chad doesn't see escorts, and there aren't really any Chads where I live. Small city.

So what pleasure do you get out of fingering her? When you finger a woman, that's one-sided. The pleasure is all hers, if you're doing it right.

Getting to touch a pussy. Pretty obvious. I'm attracted to pussies so I enjoy touching them.

 

[radishman]

I will never give a foid money or attention that's cucked

Also the only way a lot of users here will ever be inside a vagina. Gotta pick your battles.

Even spending neetbux funds foids indirectly so clinging to this is a waste.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Also the only way a lot of users here will ever be inside a vagina. Gotta pick your battles.

Even spending neetbux funds foids indirectly so clinging to this is a waste.

Yeah, should've mentioned i'm spending my NEETbux on whores. Not spending any money that I actually worked for.
Kinda shows that I hit rock bottom though.

 

[legocelkhv]

Also the only way a lot of users here will ever be inside a vagina. Gotta pick your battles.

Even spending neetbux funds foids indirectly so clinging to this is a waste.

I wont give foids money in the sense that I can help it, I wont let one consciously know that I am willingly giving them my money

 

[Yerberito]

Thats why im aware of going with one

 

[Indari]

Why not? I'm not an oldcel, I won't die.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

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[XOR]

Everything about the escortcel experience reveals to me that it is forced, awkward and disgenuine.

Separating sex from love is the worst mistake. I keep saying it over and over.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Everything about the escortcel experience reveals to me that it is forced, awkward and disgenuine.

Separating sex from love is the worst mistake. I keep saying it over and over.

If you're horny it just feels like a much better version of masturbation. Just don't make the same mistake as me and only go to ones with good reviews.
If you have the disposable income (I don't) then it's a very good cope.

 

[radishman]

Forced and awkward? Sounds like every foid encounter with a non chad.

 

[XOR]

If you're horny it just feels like a much better version of masturbation. Just don't make the same mistake as me and only go to ones with good reviews.
If you have the disposable income (I don't) then it's a very good cope.

My thinking is that if you are horny then learn to transmute this energy into a different pursuit.

The idea of supporting the prostitution industry goes against my values anyway. I don't want to further empower whores.

 

[I.N.C.E.L.S. Boss]

Sleeping with escorts is liking eating a tasteless meal.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Sleeping with escorts is liking eating a tasteless meal.

you ever done it? It's the best we can get and it really isn't a bad cope at all.

 

[Deleted member 20987]

Sounds like the last romanian hooker, working in the uk, I fucked a few weeks back.

How did you get an escort booking during covid-19 lockdown anyway?

 

[FinnCel]

Write exactly what you wrote here.
Give her shit review for being a shitty whore

 

[OldIncel]

I came once in about 15 minutes and she kinda laughed at me and said "you done already?"

Premature ejaculation pill... I wouldn't be able to last for 30 seconds and she is laughing at you for being finished in 15 mins. It's over for me.

 

[I.N.C.E.L.S. Boss]

you ever done it? It's the best we can get and it really isn't a bad cope at all.

Never done it and do not plan to support this trade.
If i can't get the real deal, i am content with not having it at all tbh.

 

[Rambocel]

OP kill yourself now.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Sounds like the last romanian hooker, working in the uk, I fucked a few weeks back.

How did you get an escort booking during covid-19 lockdown anyway?

The few more desperate ones still have their profiles up.

Write exactly what you wrote here.
Give her shit review for being a shitty whore

I'll do that. Will probably kill her business since she only has 2 reviews up right now.

OP kill yourself now.

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[PPEcel]

That's just what happens. Seeing escorts is a gamble. Sometimes there's chemistry, sometimes you get really bad sex. Sometimes your dick just doesn't want to work even if the foid is a literal gigaStacy.

Worse things can happen, trust me. At least you coomed.

 

[Deleted member 20987]

The few more desperate ones still have their profiles up.

Can you pm her adultwork profile?

She sounds exactly like the same escort.

Write exactly what you wrote here.
Give her shit review for being a shitty whore

Don't.

Adultwork is known to dox reviewers IP address, MAC address,telephone number, computer name and associate e-mails.

If you don't believe me, then expect to be blocked when all your details get blacklisted and future bookings cancelled.

 

[Spioenkop1]

That's just what happens. Seeing escorts is a gamble. Sometimes there's chemistry, sometimes you get really bad sex. Sometimes your dick just doesn't want to work even if the foid is a literal gigaStacy.

Worse things can happen, trust me. At least you coomed.

After some experiences your gut feeling improves and you find the better ones. And not bragging here, but I am so starved of sex and so underfucked I always got a stiffy. I had one hooker insulting me and she wasnt really good looking and I still got hard.