What do you do?
I'd love to be drafted even though I know I'd be kicked out fast due to medical issues. I got rejected from joining before because of my health so I have a feeling if I was drafted I'd be turned back soon. Sucks since my family has been in wars for many generations, only to have that streak ruined by my sickly incel ass lol.
Bail.
JFL @ getting used as cannon fodder for some (((old folks)))
JFL @ getting used as cannon fodder for some (((old folks)))
Don't make it on the boat because nukes vaporize my country.
Or team kill if I somehow don't die.
Or team kill if I somehow don't die.
Demand "equal rights" and say that I'm not going unless they draft women too.
J/K but LoL at feminist hypocrisy.
Real answer: I would defend my country if it were invaded or if the cause were just but I'd have a problem with fighting a proxy war for Israel in the Middle East.
J/K but LoL at feminist hypocrisy.
Real answer: I would defend my country if it were invaded or if the cause were just but I'd have a problem with fighting a proxy war for Israel in the Middle East.
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I am legally excluded from taking part in the German millitary for reasons that I don't eant to explain
I'd make a terrible soldier, I'd likely try to do what was asked of me, and fail horribly in some way. I don't have the volition to refuse, although I'd likely fantasize about it.
offtopic this shit the fuck?
Lol ain't no way in hell I'm fighting for a country/world that wants me dead.
let me guess ur too much of chad to just get gunned down and it is a waste of genes?
I would switch sides and go ER on every roastie and cuck i see.
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lol no.
I would never want to participate in a war anyway. Switzerland or some small islands are safe places if ww3 breaks out
I'd fight on the righteous side tbh
Don't do anything out of apathy and depression, wait to see what the Army does with me
its over for warcels
its over for warcels
I'd fight. It would mean
> no more wagecucking
> basically become an adventurer (yeah i know theres a lot more shit to it but it would be worth it)
> since its a world war you can kill and rape with impunity
> excited by the sense that the worlds coming to an end
> if its that shit i can always blow my brains out or get the enemy to kill me
> no more wagecucking
> basically become an adventurer (yeah i know theres a lot more shit to it but it would be worth it)
> since its a world war you can kill and rape with impunity
> excited by the sense that the worlds coming to an end
> if its that shit i can always blow my brains out or get the enemy to kill me
Lol I wanna pick 1 and 4
If WWIII breaks out I would go fight with Russia. I fucking hate US imperialism, Id much rather stand with Russia even though id probably die
I'd just go back to Brazil. Rather live in poverty than in literal war.
My country would probably be neutral though.
I'll try to bang all of the girls that the Chads left behind because I am too old to be drafted, and I already did my time.
Go to war, die and become a hero.
Nobody will give a fuck but it's so much better than roping.
Nobody will give a fuck but it's so much better than roping.
Having a reason to life must be great so #1
Lol, I’m not fighting for a bunch of Elite Jews. Fuck America. I’d try and run to a neutral country or get sent to prison.
and where tf is my option
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Number 4 ideally, number 6 most probably
Go ER on team
War profiteer of course. Sounds like a good time to me.
Flee. I'm not dying for this shithole and its criminal government at all.
i wait until they hand me a gun and i GO ER
Don't do anything out of apathy and depression, wait to see what the Army does with me fits me best.
im not fighting no jew war
Do i get to pillage cities and towns and take their women? If no, then no thnx.
I'm not interested in fighting for Weimerica. I'd probably try to run army wife game on a bunch of foids.
i cant be drafted so im good
good, i hope i get blown up by a north korean nuke
i cant be drafted im litteraly deformed
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Just go eeeh aaah bro
I'd gladly fight. Military service has always interested me.
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