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It's Over working out made me fuck my bedroom floor today

Indari

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Day 3 of bodyweight workout routine and I was doing pushups and collapsed on one set. Like the day before yesterday, I felt the floor on my dick, and it felt good so I started humping it. While humping I thought of girls back from uni and imagined this one girl in particular spreading apart her pale white thighs to me and me smashing her pelvis into submission with my magnificent gentleman while she wrapped her legs around me. After I was done I completed my workout with pride. I would not recommend doing this because as many said in my last thread you can utterly decimate your dick doing this. I read an alarming stat just now that said that 60% of men that report doing this report ED. It made it wish I hadn't just done that. The coom wasn't even that good.
I just fucking finished haven't even showered from getting back from work yet and it's fkin 2 hrs before bed. What the FUCK !!!
 
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Low inhib ngl
 
its fine keep humping
 
I used to get off like that back when I was younger. It’s concerning to hear it causes ED :feelstrash:
 
I used to get off like that back when I was younger. It’s concerning to hear it causes ED :feelstrash:
I know right I did it from 5-13 but now I mainly use fleshlights
 
jump dry hump your bedroom floor theory
 
Low inhib asf tbh
 
just be a coomer bro
 
Day 3 of bodyweight workout routine and I was doing pushups and collapsed on one set. Like the day before yesterday, I felt the floor on my dick, and it felt good so I started humping it. While humping I thought of girls back from uni and imagined this one girl in particular spreading apart her pale white thighs to me and me smashing her pelvis into submission with my magnificent gentleman while she wrapped her legs around me. After I was done I completed my workout with pride. I would not recommend doing this because as many said in my last thread you can utterly decimate your dick doing this. I read an alarming stat just now that said that 60% of men that report doing this report ED. It made it wish I hadn't just done that. The coom wasn't even that good.
I just fucking finished haven't even showered from getting back from work yet and it's fkin 2 hrs before bed. What the FUCK !!!
@TheSecondComing

Thoughts?
 
Prone masturbation. It's not good for the penis. Allegedly. If you believe Healthy Strokes. But I've been prone boning since I was a child and I can't masturbate with my hand. So maybe they're connected.
 
Prone masturbation. It's not good for the penis. Allegedly. If you believe Healthy Strokes. But I've been prone boning since I was a child and I can't masturbate with my hand. So maybe they're connected.
i can coom anywhere, even on a plane so i think im good
 
Fuk did I just read :dafuckfeels:
 
I used to do this when I was 12.
Based tbh.
 
Just fuck floors theory
 

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