Incellectual
feminae stultae sunt | 5'3 goblin-manlet
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They were one of the worse customers honestly. They would always sperg out about marvel/DC movies and flood the cinema with their autism.
Their orders were always way larger than every one else's (the average order was a small popcorn and a water but soybois would get Large popcorn, Large drink, Large candy, etc.) and they would INSIST on getting the capeshit merchandise at the food stand. This merchandise was a huge rip off, they were always hard to put together and were super overpriced ($17 a popcorn tin for example). But of course since soybois are like little children they HAD to get this merch and would force you to make 3 of them. That or they would take forever choosing their favorite superhero, causing the line to go on forever.
They were also the ones who would usually try to stand in busy lines and tell you about their cape shit even though there were usually people behind them waiting to get their order and go to their movie on time. Since soyboys are selfish though they would stand their asking you if you wanted to hear about their Wakanda theory or whatever dumb shit they wanted to talk about. I hated it more when it wasn't busy since I couldn't tell them to fuck off as easily since if it was busy I could just say I couldn't talk then.
The worst thing is was that soyboys worked at the cinema because they were obsessed with soymedia. A ton of my coworkers would sit around and talk about marvel and star wars non stop instead of working. They would also always steal the merch or worse take it out of the trash since some people just threw it away (we would always run out of people who wanted them but would have a ton in the back so we would give them to customers as mediums instead). The soy workers were usually the weakest team members since they would be too busy cumming over super heros.
Their orders were always way larger than every one else's (the average order was a small popcorn and a water but soybois would get Large popcorn, Large drink, Large candy, etc.) and they would INSIST on getting the capeshit merchandise at the food stand. This merchandise was a huge rip off, they were always hard to put together and were super overpriced ($17 a popcorn tin for example). But of course since soybois are like little children they HAD to get this merch and would force you to make 3 of them. That or they would take forever choosing their favorite superhero, causing the line to go on forever.
They were also the ones who would usually try to stand in busy lines and tell you about their cape shit even though there were usually people behind them waiting to get their order and go to their movie on time. Since soyboys are selfish though they would stand their asking you if you wanted to hear about their Wakanda theory or whatever dumb shit they wanted to talk about. I hated it more when it wasn't busy since I couldn't tell them to fuck off as easily since if it was busy I could just say I couldn't talk then.
The worst thing is was that soyboys worked at the cinema because they were obsessed with soymedia. A ton of my coworkers would sit around and talk about marvel and star wars non stop instead of working. They would also always steal the merch or worse take it out of the trash since some people just threw it away (we would always run out of people who wanted them but would have a ton in the back so we would give them to customers as mediums instead). The soy workers were usually the weakest team members since they would be too busy cumming over super heros.