RobertGarnicasAPedo
Robert Garnica = Princess_Kitty14. He's a pedo.
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- Jan 2, 2023
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After helping kids and teenagers decide whether or not to surgically remove their penises and start taking hormones, the sane liberals turn their attention to "radical" groups like men who think getting laid is about looks.
After all, there are vulnerable, impressionable CHILDWWWWWEENNNNN in here.
If they believe that women go for looks, they won't give off the positive vibezzzz that make women want to rip your clothes off and have passionate sex with you, regardless of what you look like.
We need someone to talk to these kids and tell them that it'll all be OK. Tell them they can do anything they set their mind to. Tell them they can be anything they want when they grow up: An astronaut, a professional basketball player, or even the President of the United States. You name it!
Tell them that they can major in anything they want and get a good job. Or they can hold off on college and just "find themselves" with the money they surely have from being suburbanite, Ivory Tower liberals like us. Then they can work their network, which they surely have because ugly people aren't cast out growing up, and get a high paying job that way. This will allow them to spend the work day playing games on their phone, as well as browsing Reddit, like us. Just don't be lazy like those incels, who just don't want to put in the work.
These kids have plenty of time to figure it out. Life doesn't start until your 80s. As long as we fix climate change, give women easy access to choose whether or not to mutilate their fetuses, and wear masks, life will just get better and better. I hear there's a new season of Rick and Morty coming out!
And don't worry about that whole virginity thing. Nobody cares. Seriously. People who don't want to have sex with you don't care if you're a virgin. Now, if someone theoretically wanted to have sex with you, then yeah, it would matter, and they would never have sex with you because women demand that a man have sexual experience in order to please them, even though women aren't a hive mind and what works for a woman in bed won't work for every other woman in bed. But still, don't worry about it, because I'm asexual anyway, and sex is clearly overrated.
Just focus on your hobbies and passions, and when you find yourself no longer passionate about them, make an account and post on IncelTear. You may be a mentally ill virgin, but at least you won't be an incel!
After all, there are vulnerable, impressionable CHILDWWWWWEENNNNN in here.
If they believe that women go for looks, they won't give off the positive vibezzzz that make women want to rip your clothes off and have passionate sex with you, regardless of what you look like.
We need someone to talk to these kids and tell them that it'll all be OK. Tell them they can do anything they set their mind to. Tell them they can be anything they want when they grow up: An astronaut, a professional basketball player, or even the President of the United States. You name it!
Tell them that they can major in anything they want and get a good job. Or they can hold off on college and just "find themselves" with the money they surely have from being suburbanite, Ivory Tower liberals like us. Then they can work their network, which they surely have because ugly people aren't cast out growing up, and get a high paying job that way. This will allow them to spend the work day playing games on their phone, as well as browsing Reddit, like us. Just don't be lazy like those incels, who just don't want to put in the work.
These kids have plenty of time to figure it out. Life doesn't start until your 80s. As long as we fix climate change, give women easy access to choose whether or not to mutilate their fetuses, and wear masks, life will just get better and better. I hear there's a new season of Rick and Morty coming out!
And don't worry about that whole virginity thing. Nobody cares. Seriously. People who don't want to have sex with you don't care if you're a virgin. Now, if someone theoretically wanted to have sex with you, then yeah, it would matter, and they would never have sex with you because women demand that a man have sexual experience in order to please them, even though women aren't a hive mind and what works for a woman in bed won't work for every other woman in bed. But still, don't worry about it, because I'm asexual anyway, and sex is clearly overrated.
Just focus on your hobbies and passions, and when you find yourself no longer passionate about them, make an account and post on IncelTear. You may be a mentally ill virgin, but at least you won't be an incel!
