Aside from the fact that this should be obvious from the fact that women tongue kiss their pets after their pets have licked their own assholes, eaten their own vomit, rolled in dead animal carcasses, rolled in feces, etc., let me share a story.
Back in 2005, I had a college roommate from Peru. This kid never took a shower. He didn't do his laundry, either. He would pile his dirty clothes on the floor by the bunk beds and then sleep on the floor instead of in his bed. He would also leave KFC sitting out overnight in the hot room (it was unseasonably hot for that time of year, and the dorm had it automatically set to heat because it was fall), then zap it in the microwave the next day and eat it.
This kid's idea of hygiene was spraying himself with cologne.
Despite that, he was able to get laid.
Last I checked on him via Google, he had recently gotten divorced.
His "social skills" included him annoying the shit out of me by asking me, "where did you go, dood?," every time I returned from leaving the dorm room.
As an aside, he also used to talk to some girl on webcam (I think she was underaged...I think most South American guys are like Princess_Kitty14/Robert Garnica in that regard).
And while we're on the subject of my college experience: The dorm floor I lived on the year before featured guys with great personalities doing the following things:
*Shitting on the bathroom floor instead of in the toilet.
*Intentionally clogging the toilets with toilet paper rolls.
*Literally ripping down the bathroom ceiling towards the end of the school year, which meant I had to go to class without taking a shower. I would have gotten sex from Stacy if I had showered that day.
*Pulling the fire alarm around 50 times during the year, including 4 times when the Red Sox came back to beat the Yankees in the ALCS (to signify the 4 Red Sox wins, no doubt).
*Building forts out of the furniture in the lobby.
*Vomiting on the bathroom floor, including one incident with the most sickening smell I have ever smelled in my life. I had to hold my nose and hold back my own vomit while taking a shower. That's how dedicated to taking showers I am as an incel.
*Pissing out of windows (or so they claimed...I never witnessed this myself).
At least these guys didn't say mean things about women on the internet, though. Sure, some of them might have shown me nudes of girls they had banged, but still, they respect women so much.
It's your personality, inkwels.
Back in 2005, I had a college roommate from Peru. This kid never took a shower. He didn't do his laundry, either. He would pile his dirty clothes on the floor by the bunk beds and then sleep on the floor instead of in his bed. He would also leave KFC sitting out overnight in the hot room (it was unseasonably hot for that time of year, and the dorm had it automatically set to heat because it was fall), then zap it in the microwave the next day and eat it.
This kid's idea of hygiene was spraying himself with cologne.
Despite that, he was able to get laid.
Last I checked on him via Google, he had recently gotten divorced.
His "social skills" included him annoying the shit out of me by asking me, "where did you go, dood?," every time I returned from leaving the dorm room.
As an aside, he also used to talk to some girl on webcam (I think she was underaged...I think most South American guys are like Princess_Kitty14/Robert Garnica in that regard).
And while we're on the subject of my college experience: The dorm floor I lived on the year before featured guys with great personalities doing the following things:
*Shitting on the bathroom floor instead of in the toilet.
*Intentionally clogging the toilets with toilet paper rolls.
*Literally ripping down the bathroom ceiling towards the end of the school year, which meant I had to go to class without taking a shower. I would have gotten sex from Stacy if I had showered that day.
*Pulling the fire alarm around 50 times during the year, including 4 times when the Red Sox came back to beat the Yankees in the ALCS (to signify the 4 Red Sox wins, no doubt).
*Building forts out of the furniture in the lobby.
*Vomiting on the bathroom floor, including one incident with the most sickening smell I have ever smelled in my life. I had to hold my nose and hold back my own vomit while taking a shower. That's how dedicated to taking showers I am as an incel.
*Pissing out of windows (or so they claimed...I never witnessed this myself).
At least these guys didn't say mean things about women on the internet, though. Sure, some of them might have shown me nudes of girls they had banged, but still, they respect women so much.
It's your personality, inkwels.
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