women care about your sexual past more than you think

[imbored21]

Went in for an STD test. The lab associate is some cute 26 year old degenerate with a nose piercing. She asks me my past number of sexual partners. I tell her 30 (escorts). She gives me the eye and starts getting really interested in my plans for the day. 

I'm not bragging. It actually disgusts me how my number of sex partners can make a girl more attracted to me. If I told her they were escorts she would be instantly disgusted with me. It's crazy how mentally ill women are.

 

[Enigmatic]

I envy people who are at least not so subhuman that they can escortcel 

Some people can't even have that now. It's brutal in 2018

Yeah I actually heard that some guys are being rejected by escorts these days. Women's shallowness is at an all time high.

 

[Miro Chad]

mirin was she hot?

 

[imbored21]

I envy people who are at least not so subhuman that they can escortcel 

Some people can't even have that now. It's brutal in 2018

True. I always ask if they have ever rejected a client based on looks and all of them say yes. I'm really ugly so I can't even imagine what their level of ugliness must be.

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mirin was she hot?

6/10. Nothing special but 99.9% of men would fuck her.

 

[Vision]

True. I always ask if they have ever rejected a client based on looks and all of them say yes. I'm really ugly so I can't even imagine what their level of ugliness must be.

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6/10. Nothing special but 99.9% of men would fuck her.

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Didn’t you just say you fucked your oneitis?

 

[Enigmatic]

I can't even pay for sex now. Even escorts have standards

In 2028 only 9+ men will be able to get laid with escorts

Only 11/10 men can fuck for free

 

[imbored21]

Didn’t you just say you fucked your oneitis?

my oneitis is a prostitute

 

[Deleted member 3155]

my oneitis is a prostitute

 

[josh]

my oneitis is a prostitute

 

[KV3]

my oneitis is a prostitute

*breathes in*
AHaHAHAHAHAHAGAhHAH

 

[BlackPill47]

The fickle cunt obviously got the wrong end of the stick and assumed you were desirable with such a large bodycount for a modern man. As you say, the shoe would be on the other foot had she known you paid for it. She probably assumed you had a giant cock.

Escortceling isn't perfect, but at least it demystifies sex and removes most of the fears and insecurities associated with adult virginity.

I hope your STI test is clear, brother. I once caught thrush, but I thought I had HIV. I may wish I was dead, but not by that way.