Fuck, homies, what a butthurt. Here we go with a little story.
So, i went to a party last night. Only accepted because there were a few friends of mine. Which never came afterwards, by the way, wise wise men.
Alcohol, of course, and we party'd until after 6 a.m. Of course i was the last one standing (despite having drinked the impossible: vodka, wine, malibu, beer, just name it) and went for a little swim outside (the place was 2 steps from the sea). Returned, all of them were still sleeping.
This was approaching 11 a.m. I, a friend and a foid were awake, so, since there was lunch to make, we awoken all of them.
In making lunch, no foid were to help, but they still sat in the kitchen like retards watching all men work...well, most of them.
Me, a classmate, a friend of mine and a friend of the classmate.
This dude was a ball and chain, literally. He managed to burn almost all the bread we were using to make starters, he couldn't even oil something properly.
And the girls were literally drooling after him. He's not even a 8/10, he's average, average body too.
But hey, i was near him, so everyone is God, i guess.
3 hours pass, everything needs to be put in order.
One of the foids was having her way with the kitchen. Seeing she was doing all of that sloppily, i pushed her away (figuratively) and started doing real housework.
The bitch acted like "ok, i finished here" and set to "rest".
She and a foid classmate returned only to witness me cleaning dishes and to say "wow, what a great work you made, you're a great houseman". I suppose, probably with reason at my side, that that was ironical.
"Whatever", i said. The rest of the house was an utter mess. They put things "in order" (btw UselessChad and other males were gone) in a way only H.H. Holmes would put in his Castle. Inspecting the rooms to see if it was all ok-ish i found some clothing. It was Chad's.
I showed it to the owner of the place, a foid classmate, and she literally shivered at the thought of touching it.
Making a few jokes revealed that all of the two stacies who were with me (i even liked them at one point, then regretted it because they are fucking stupid) were literally wet all of the time for that useless idiot. Why?
Because he is handsome and has a car. A car. Literally everyone can get a car, even a retard.
Remember guys, no way you can be appreciated in that way with your perks or abilities if not a Chad.
I am literally a factotum, this never got me any sexual value, despite hearing the "man these days" kind of thing multiple times from the same two idiotic foids i talked about previously.
Tl;dr no matter what you do to make yourself useful, if you're not Chad, you are nothing to be attracted to.
End of story, no exceptions. Every day we learn something new about those animals, i see.
So, i went to a party last night. Only accepted because there were a few friends of mine. Which never came afterwards, by the way, wise wise men.
Alcohol, of course, and we party'd until after 6 a.m. Of course i was the last one standing (despite having drinked the impossible: vodka, wine, malibu, beer, just name it) and went for a little swim outside (the place was 2 steps from the sea). Returned, all of them were still sleeping.
This was approaching 11 a.m. I, a friend and a foid were awake, so, since there was lunch to make, we awoken all of them.
In making lunch, no foid were to help, but they still sat in the kitchen like retards watching all men work...well, most of them.
Me, a classmate, a friend of mine and a friend of the classmate.
This dude was a ball and chain, literally. He managed to burn almost all the bread we were using to make starters, he couldn't even oil something properly.
And the girls were literally drooling after him. He's not even a 8/10, he's average, average body too.
But hey, i was near him, so everyone is God, i guess.
3 hours pass, everything needs to be put in order.
One of the foids was having her way with the kitchen. Seeing she was doing all of that sloppily, i pushed her away (figuratively) and started doing real housework.
The bitch acted like "ok, i finished here" and set to "rest".
She and a foid classmate returned only to witness me cleaning dishes and to say "wow, what a great work you made, you're a great houseman". I suppose, probably with reason at my side, that that was ironical.
"Whatever", i said. The rest of the house was an utter mess. They put things "in order" (btw UselessChad and other males were gone) in a way only H.H. Holmes would put in his Castle. Inspecting the rooms to see if it was all ok-ish i found some clothing. It was Chad's.
I showed it to the owner of the place, a foid classmate, and she literally shivered at the thought of touching it.
Making a few jokes revealed that all of the two stacies who were with me (i even liked them at one point, then regretted it because they are fucking stupid) were literally wet all of the time for that useless idiot. Why?
Because he is handsome and has a car. A car. Literally everyone can get a car, even a retard.
Remember guys, no way you can be appreciated in that way with your perks or abilities if not a Chad.
I am literally a factotum, this never got me any sexual value, despite hearing the "man these days" kind of thing multiple times from the same two idiotic foids i talked about previously.
Tl;dr no matter what you do to make yourself useful, if you're not Chad, you are nothing to be attracted to.
End of story, no exceptions. Every day we learn something new about those animals, i see.
