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Theory Women are incapable of being funny and not being part of the hivemind

vegg77

vegg77

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Like the title says, I really believe that women are 100% incapable of being funny. I also believe they’re fully incapable of any individuality at all.

I have never once in my life spoken to or heard from a woman that didnt have me wanting to cut my ears off with a razor. Listening to them talk is like scrolling on social media. Every opinion, joke or thought they share is just recycled garbage you’ll see in the mainstream feed. Every single joke they make is so painfully unfunny that it hurts to listen to. They also have zero form of individual thought. No views on their own. You can especially see this now as the world cup has been going on. Just because its a trending topic its all they talk and post about even though they havent shown any interest in it at all before now, not that this bothers me as I hate the bread and circus games anyway so I refuse to talk to anyone about it. I just cannot understand how husbands can put up with this pile of garbage for decades on end, I would go nuts. I dont see myself getting married or having children, not just because Im ugly, but because I would not be able to live around this and wake up next to it every day. Its as if they’re programmed robots all set to the default setting with slight changes in design. Also talking to women up until the point of physical intimacy is like a chore, its more exhausting responding to them than working my blue collar job on my daily 3 hours of sleep. The only reason I communicate with them is for the physical benefits and even that is barely worth the effort.

I often wish that I was born asexual so I wouldnt have any natural urge to have sex, then I could completely avoid them and not feel bad about lacking intimacy. I also envy gay men as they can have intimacy and good communication all in one while avoiding the disaster that is modern day women.

Maybe this rant sounds retarded but oh well.
 
They don't have the proper intelligence for that. They operate in a consciousness under ours
 
You would put up with all the stupid bs if you could. We all would...
 

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