eargasm
based seal
At least she choose a seal and not a human male. At least the seal mauled and disfigured her as an animal trying to defend itself. A sub-5 male might have touched or even made a suggestive comment. 
Based Seal
Foids are so weak and cowardly
@Fat Link
Yeah brah it's so unreal how useless they are
Based sealcel
Hail Saint Sealcel
And we are supposed to take them seriously
Really she couldn't just punch the seal?
Women are weak and incompetent
Reminds me of the time my school went to the waterpark and the fat kid who was arch enemy was larping as the kraken in the lazy River with inflatable dunuts flying up in the air and kids screaming in terror
I remember he saw me and admittedly started swimming after me, 50/50 he would have drowned me if he caught up
I remember he saw me and admittedly started swimming after me, 50/50 he would have drowned me if he caught up
How useless do you have to be for a seal to catch up to you
Also I saw my crush in a bikini and didn’t realize how big her tits actually where, like she had 40 year old milf tits
Needless to say I spent a lot of time in my room when I got home
The seal has unironically a higher IQ than the foid
Somehow punching and kicking didnt come to mind
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