RageFuel Woke up to a flat when I need to go to work

[superighteous]

There was suppose to be a nasty storm that made its way through my town last night so I parked my car nearby some shady apartments (nearest place I could park) to avoid any trees falling on my car. Last time this happened a tree just missed my car by a hair. So the night after I got in my car to go to work and noticed my previously aired up tire is NOW A FREAKING FLAT. I don’t want to point any fingers but come the fuck on. I hate my neighbors. I called in to work today fuck this.

 

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[Mainländer]

Flat chest
Flat earth
Flat tire

 

[Irredeemable]

@LastGerman

 

[TheBasedCel]

>work

fuark ill be a wagie in the near future

 

[LastGerman]

@LastGerman

Just another brag thread.

Flat earth

"6 And God said, “Let there be an expanse[a] in the midst of the waters, and let it separate the waters from the waters.”"
We have water down below and water in the heaven.

Or in other words: As above, so below.

 

[Mainländer]

"6 And God said, “Let there be an expanse[a] in the midst of the waters, and let it separate the waters from the waters.”"
We have water down below and water in the heaven.

Or in other words: As above, so below.

I don't ridicule that theory and flat earthers, but I find it hilarious anyway. How mad some people get at that is funny as well.

 

[LastGerman]

I don't ridicule that theory and flat earthers, but I find it hilarious anyway. How mad some people get at that is funny as well.

That is true though. Plenty of people are actually triggered over it and I really do not know why.

 

[Mainländer]

That is true though. Plenty of people are actually triggered over it and I really do not know why.

Yeah, it makes no sense whatsoever to get buttmad about something like that.

The funniest part is that if you say you're a Christian flat earther, they'll laugh at you, but if you're a Jewish or Native American one, they can't touch you because of political correctness and their oppression hierarchies. But if they just made fun of it, they're in hot water now.