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Wizard Tales: School Nurse

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eldercelder

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This happened just last week, but it ties in with my past, so I want to share it.

Back when I was in high school, there was this school nurse. She was an ugly middle-aged white woman (this isn't a hot-for-teacher story). Her one notable attribute was that she dyed her hair this red-orange color. It wasn't crazy like purple or anything, it was a "normal" color, but it looked unnatural on her. I barely ever went to the nurse, but I remember that unique hair color she had.

Flashforward to last week. I'm over 40, I'm 20+ years out of high school. Haven't thought about this nurse or her hair in years. There I am in a supermarket and I see this aging couple (late 60s/early 70s). The old woman had the SAME unique hair color as the nurse I'd long-since forgotten about. It triggered a memory. Normally, I hate running into people, but it was almost a test-my-memory thing.

So, I said, "Excuse me, were you a school nurse [where I went to high school]?" She said yes.

She then asked me my name and I told her. I figured she wouldn't remember me. It's been over 20 years and I rarely went to the school nurse. When I told her my name, she said, "Oh, yeah, I remember you now."

She then said to me, and this is an exact quote, "Hey, how come you're better looking now than you were in high school?"

It was a fucked-up thing for her to ask, but I thought fast. I said, "The school nurse gave me some pills to make me look better." I didn't say this in an overtly sarcastic way, but I didn't say it in a simpish-jokey way either. More deadpan, matter-of-fact, spur of the moment.

She and her husband laughed like it was a funny joke and I walked away.

I'm still an ugly fuck, but of course I look "better" now. My facial acne cleared up years ago, that makes me a little less ugly. But it's amazing some bitch I barely interacted with remembered me for my ugliness decades later. So much so, she felt compelled to ask a question like that.

Once you've seen the blackpill, you can't unsee it. It's all LOOKISM: I remember that distinctive unbecoming hair color (though I didn't actually mention any of that to her); she remembers me as the ugly kid (and flat-out tells me).
 
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Also I enjoyed reading your post, and indeed it contains some :blackpill:s.
 
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What the actual fuck. Why would she say that? I hope I'll have the resolve to kill myself before becoming a wizard...
 
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Thank you for the replies.

I wanted to add that at the time, that particular school was actually grades 7-12. So, for those not in burgerland, that would be two years of middle school and 4 years of high school (ages 12-18) all in one building. She was nurse for the whole school for all 6 years I was there.

This was the same school nurse who condemned me to eyeglasses when I was in 7th grade (age 12 or 13). I had to go to the nurse's office for a mandatory eye exam. Apparently, I failed miserably. She asked me, "Did you forget to bring your eyeglasses?" When I told her I didn't wear glasses, she was shocked. From then on, I had to wear glasses, as I was just starting my teenage years. That was in 1995.

I was already ugly, weird, with acne which I'd had since childhood, and a very weak lower 3rd. Thanks to her, glasses had to be an extra layer of ugly added to the equation. It's just funny in a way, things coming full-circle, nearly 30 years after-the-fact.
 
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Nice flirty reply

Truth is, when I was in my 20s, I wished I'd have had a 40+ year old wizard sharing such stories as a point of reference. This is my life.

If you're a truecel, things like this may indeed happen to you as you get older. If you're a teenager upset because the really pretty girl doesn't like you back, then what the hell are you doing here?
 
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U ok GrAY man? What are u trying to say?
In general, I think youngcels can maybe learn something, or at least get a heads-up as to how life may go for them. If it doesn't pertain to a youngcel, they may not be actual cels in the first place.

Does that clarify?
 

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