Based Wizard Cold Brew Coffee Crew opening admissions for guild membership

[Uggo Mongo]

Requirements for Membership:
Wizard (at least 30 years of virginity starting from the cradle)
Proficiency in coffeemancy with a focus on cold brewing this most stimulating nectar

Knaves, urchins, imps, vagrants and ne'er-do-wells need not apply.

 

[based_meme]

Do I need to use chinkcord?

 

[SupremeGentleCel]

´at least 30 days virgin´
been a virgin since I was born ,nigger

 

[proudweeb]

Proficiency in coffeemancy with a focus on cold brewing this most stimulating nectar

what if i drink 5 canz of bang energy every day

 

[based_meme]

´at least 30 days virgin´
been a virgin since I was born ,nigger

It says "30 years" in the post. Disqualified for failure of reading comprehension, tbhngl.

 

[SupremeGentleCel]

It says "30 years" in the post. Disqualified for failure of reading comprehension, tbhngl.

My bad, my reading comprehension sucks .

 

[Uggo Mongo]

Do I need to use chinkcord?

No need. Membership is nominal, the real purpose is the title and membership plaque and card.

what if i drink 5 canz of bang energy every day

That seems sacrilegious and highly unorthodox.

 

[based_meme]

No need. Membership is nominal, the real purpose is the title and membership plaque and card.

That seems sacrilegious and highly unorthodox.

Plaque card? In.

 

[Uggo Mongo]

Plaque card? In.

Welcome to the sacred order of coffeemancers, brother.

 

[based_meme]

Welcome to the sacred order of coffeemancers, brother.

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