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Blackpill Wiping your ass when you shit is for retards

alphaGcel

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Like the topic title says, wiping your ass when you shit with paper is literally for retards. Every civilisation historically did not wipe their own asses they used water or something and their hands, including india the most incel and based civilisation where marriages were arranged and women were traded like goats. in modern times with modern medicine, wiping your own ass is optional. you won't die of infection it's just uncomfortable. unless you have a huge dookie stuck to your ass, it won't get itchy if you leave a little bit of residue there to dry. and you can just pull it out with your hand or run it under the tap to get the shit out. Also imagine spending a huge amount of money on super marked up toilet paper LMAO. Remember the sheeple normies during COVID fighting each other over toilet paper?

 
 
U only need 1 sheet and bit of water Dumbo. Then another 2 sheets to dry Ur ass off
 
Retarded scatporn thread
 
@PersonaDickcel bet you can't address this pill
 
Bidet and some paper at most.

Didn't they used to use leaves or sticks with sponges on them as well?
 
Bidet and some paper at most.

Didn't they used to use leaves or sticks with sponges on them as well?
sticking any object up your ass is gay
animals in nature dont wipe their ass. why would you waste any time wiping your ass?
 
i wipe then check the tp to see if any shit is left
 
Are you curry btw
 
He's not wrong. Toilet paper is unhygienic.

The ideal is to get a water jet/shower head, spray your ass to.get the debits out, then wipe it off with soap. That is 100% more hygienic than toilet paper.

If you don't believe me you can do an experiment. Your ass tissues still have shit if you use TP.

Scientifically, soap, like toilet paper, are a bacteria absorbing agent, so it's not that different. If you're still worried then get alcohol deinfectants.

That's why you use your left hand for everything dirty like opening doors, and right hand for eating.

If that sounds disgusting, baby wipes are a good alternative.

Jfl at the normies lining up for TP during the plandemic.
 
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Maybe if you used a bidet to clean your asshole you wouldn't be an incel
 
including india the most incel and based civilisation
alphaGcel
 
Both are equally gay. Spraying your asshole with water is gay and rubbing your fingers on your asshole with a piece of paper is gay too. It's best to avoid both jfl. Im kidding a bidet would probably do a better job staying clean. I live in the west though so they are not common
 

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