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Will you commit suicide?

yes next year. od
 
no but if I do, it'll be with SN

Painless, easy, cheap and mess-free
 
No. When I am done with life I will become a recluse in the forest and probably die from accidentally eating a poison mushroom.
 
yes I hope soon ---> can't precise how for now
 
by suicide bombing a sorority clubhouse
 
Maybe. It’d likely be with a gun
 
No, I am not to blame for women evil.

I don't deserve to die that way.
 
Probably not i`m never gonna lay down and die till foids get some sort of comeuppance for the pain they've caused me (in Gta 5)
 
yes..............in two more weeks
 
Probably. But not in the next 5 years. Unless a good retribution opportunity shows up
 
Maybe, but it’s kinda cucked tho. But on the other hand who gives a fuck. I’ll do it with helium, I got the Instructions on how to do it on my phone. It’s painless
 
I'm not sure, I'd prefer to die in a fight or for a reason. I have to figure out how my life can be expended in a useful way
 
Valentine's day of 2030. Probably by Sodium Nitrate poisoning, but I might change the method if I find an easier one. If I can't find a poison, I might just jump off a tall building. If all fails, I will simply stop eating and drinking.
 
nah too pussy for that
 
No. When I am done with life I will become a recluse in the forest
Fuck sometimes i wish for that but in the more comfy version. Like me having a lot of money/passive income for some reason and living in a super cozy cabin in snowy swedish northern forests or something. Just endless peace of mind and coping with a broken existence cause i know that no matter what i do i'm bound to be a pos and die alone. Might as well chill and wait to die in peace instead of wageslaving and dealing with scum.
 
If so, when? How?
Yes after 2 years pass.

if I do not get even one single one-night stand in all of my time at SEA (2 years) where I will actively try 24/7 to get a gf or a one-night stand then I will kill myself because there is no point continuing.

If I can't even get a SEA noodle then no woman will ever love me and without a woman love I cannot be complete as a human being, you need to have a relationship with opposite gender to truly understand yourself to the fullest, it's like playing a ps4 game doing a completion run but having an achievement you will never be able to complete, what is the point of that?

If my SEAmaxx fails I will end myself.

As to how, probably one of the more peaceful methods, I would rent out a squba diving gear, deplete the oxygen, tape back the mask and tie myself up so I can't free myself and just die due to lack of oxygen during my sleep as I would knock myself out with something.

Alternatively I will sing up to Russian army via my family connections to Russia and let chance dictate what happens next. Do not worry Nazicels in Ukraine I will not fire my gun at you I will miss 24/7 on purpose I do not want to kill anyone, I'll probably die to a drone strike or some shit but if I survive for a year at least I'll be rich as fuck and be able to escortmaxx forevermore so maybe I'll just let chance decide what happens.
 
I would rent out a squba diving gear, deplete the oxygen, tape back the mask and tie myself up so I can't free myself
suicide fantasy mogs everyone on .is
 
Probably not. Want to experience the absurdity of my existence to the fullest.
 
Yes, hopefully with explosives.
 
If I'm still jobless and living with my mom at 25, I'll off myself
 
Honestly don't know, but my cope is I can kill myself if things get to tough
 
Yes at 25 or 30. Probably hang myself from my tree
 
You ain't gonna get it!
 
I’m not planning to do it in the next decade (I’m 21 now) but I see hanging myself or shooting myself in the head sometime in the future.

If you don’t ascend or at least moneymaxx until your early to mid 30s there’s pretty much no point to continue existing.
 
I plan on roping after my parents die. I won't have anybody once they are gone. There is no point suffering in my old age without anybody to support me.
 
I literally can't. My mind will do everything in its power not to make me kill myself. Fear is a good motivator.
 
will never do it without bringing at least 200 neuronormative teenagers with me (in minecraft)
 
will never do it without bringing at least 200 sexhavers with me (in minecraft)
can you change your hypothetical plan to this? :feelsaww:
 
I WILL NEVER SURRENDER
 
If heaven was confirmed to exist I would’ve done it already.
 

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