How that convo would go today:
Woman: Honey, that was great! (And that’s a lie!) I need to talk to you about something.
Man: I won’t leave the toilet seat up again, sorry.
Woman: It’s not that.
Man: I’ll let your sister stay here instead of a hotel.
Woman: Thanks hun but it’s not that...you know how you’ve had such problems with your height?
Man: Yeah but I overcame that.
Woman: I know and I love you for it but I want a baby and...I’d like to go with a sperm donor.
Man: If it’s a boy, he can overcome it like I did!
Woman: I think he’ll turn into one of those...INCELS!
Man: Oh, no!!!!!!!!
Woman: I guess that’s a yes!