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Serious Why You Should Never Rope

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>Jack Barnes was a 19 year old truecel simp who attempted suicide via hanging
>Fails suicide attempt, left as a LOCK-IN Cell. Can only blink, can't even move his eyes back and forth
>His mom keeps alive alive
>Forcedfeeds him to keep him alive
>Barnes blinks to the medical staff that he wants to refuse medical treatment
>They Ignore him
>They shut off his communication device because it was making his mother too upset.
>Mother keeps him alive for another two years, says he's her "little teddy bear"
>Fully shut off from communication

What's even worse about this case is that unlike Dan Crews, Barnes didn't lose his sense of feeling, meaning he still got horny but was prohibited from jacking off, he still felt hungry and thirsty and had to take shits, but was unable to communicate that he was ever hungry or thirsty as his communication was shut off. Once a day, the nurse (MALE JFL) would literally have to fondle his asshole so that he could shit. His mom would stare at him stark naked while he was naked and having his asshole fondled so he could shit. Barnes also couldn't eat with his mouth, so he could never ever taste anything again.


And the funny thing, his mom still says one of the reasons she's upset is he can't "give her grandkids" JFL, she described him as "falling hard for the ladies".
 
I will rope in a different way.
 
At least he got what he wanted in the end, if I was going to hang myself it would be deep in the woods, I don't get how he was found so quickly.
 
I'd choose a more effective way like obtaining a shotgun and shooting myself through a soft palate while standing on a high building's roof to ensure that I die
I'm not planning to rope though since I'm more apathetic than crippled
 
BRUTAL . NEVER ROPE BROS

I attempted rope back in 2020, worst thing I did. I was hospitalized for a few months with several consequences, at this time I was afraid to live as a vegetal , fortunately I recovered and now I appreaciate life even being a incel. Perhaps I will make a thread giving details about this episode in my life.
 
At least he got what he wanted in the end, if I was going to hang myself it would be deep in the woods, I don't get how he was found so quickly.
Phone gps
 
BRUTAL . NEVER ROPE BROS

I attempted rope back in 2020, worst thing I did. I was hospitalized for a few months with several consequences, at this time I was afraid to live as a vegetal , fortunately I recovered and now I appreaciate life even being a incel. Perhaps I will make a thread giving details about this episode in my life.
glad to know you recovered :feelsokman:
please make that thread brocel i think it would be a good cautionary tale to future Rope Maxxers
 
Rape dont rope
 
dumbass should've just gone to beachy head and jumped off of it, it's where UKcels go to die. i'd 100% bang his mother
 
Real life Hector Salamanca
 
Of course no Father in sight.

His mistake was leaving his Mother as his next of kin and not leaving a DNR directive for the hospital staff.
 

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Warning this is pro-life propaganda.
 
We live in a era of steel and gunpowder. If you can't acquire a proper weapon, just jump in front of a train. So many surefire ways to end it, why anyone would choose the literal rope is beyond me.
 
Should have just stabbed himself and bleed out peacefully.
 
Just go and lie in front of a train. Basically 0% survival rate and instant death.

To hang yourself effectively you need to snap your neck.
 
Never suicide, period. Show some gratitude that you're alive in the first place. How many kids are aborted by cunts nowadays? Life isn't easy, and maybe recognizing sex as a small thing is a luxury only enjoyed by those who have had sex, but there is so much to live for. Invest in yourself, develop skills, stack money, build a business, buy hookers in Mexico/Thailand/whatever, read books, play video games, etc.
BRUTAL . NEVER ROPE BROS

I attempted rope back in 2020, worst thing I did. I was hospitalized for a few months with several consequences, at this time I was afraid to live as a vegetal , fortunately I recovered and now I appreaciate life even being a incel. Perhaps I will make a thread giving details about this episode in my life.
 
That's not love that mom is just being selfish as shit. What she's doing is pure evil. Her son clearly didn't want to go on living but his mother is too much of a selfish bitch to realise that real love would have been letting him die.
 
State sanctioned suicide must be a basic human right.
 
Just go and lie in front of a train. Basically 0% survival rate and instant death.

To hang yourself effectively you need to snap your neck.
None of this is true.
 
This is what makes me hesitate so much to do it despite wanting to die real badly. But I have no other good solutions. Can't get a gun, don't own a car and no skyscrapers to jump from.
 
Jesus Christ. Evil fucking bitch. Let the poor man die.
 
This is what makes me hesitate so much to do it despite wanting to die real badly. But I have no other good solutions. Can't get a gun, don't own a car and no skyscrapers to jump from.
You could always deactivate the airbags in your car and ram into a building. I've thought about doing this tbh
 
You could always deactivate the airbags in your car and ram into a building. I've thought about doing this tbh
Did you even read what I said? I said I have no car.
 

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