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Why did everyone pair up in the harry potter universe once they became an adult or even in school? Were no one ugly then?
MagicWhy did everyone pair up in the harry potter universe once they became an adult or even in school? Were no one ugly then?
Good point, he never had a partner then he died. Similar to our fatesDobby?
Had this foid teacher back in school called miss dobbie, lolGood point, he never had a partner then he died. Similar to our fates
Some foids probably would fuck him like as some grotesque fetish jfl.Dobby?
gigacuck; he died to protect the son of his oneitis from decades agoSnape?
True but hes the only relatable character for me as hes a depressed doomer.gigacuck; he died to protect the son of his oneitis from decades ago
Oh shit I forgot about himSnape?
snape was still simping for the same bitch 20 years after she died. might be the biggest simp of all time lolSnape?
Yeah but i think he dies as a virgin so hes still an incel just a cucked one.snape was still simping for the same bitch 20 years after she died. might be the biggest simp of all time lol
They both fucked though


Wish we had them in the real world
Basically he's a bluepiller / redditor who worships muh precious witchesYeah but i think he dies as a virgin so hes still an incel just a cucked one.
Ironically this is actually used in the book for a non-consensual purpose... but by a womanWish we had them in the real world
Was Voldemort good looking before his transformation?Ironically this is actually used in the book for a non-consensual purpose... but by a woman
Voldemort's mother, who is an ugly hag, uses a love potion to get pregnant from Voldemort's dad, who is a tall white chad (who would otherwise never touch her. Pre-Juggernaut era I suppose)
so you can see why Voldemort was pissed off growing up and became the "dark lord"
ye he was a tall moggerWas Voldemort good looking before his transformation?
Sorta lik baby alien lol. That nigga genuinely gets more pussy than meSome foids probably would fuck him like as some grotesque fetish jfl.
because its written by a foid
Bcuz its a fucking kids movie lmao.Why did everyone pair up in the harry potter universe once they became an adult or even in school? Were no one ugly then?
Thisbecause its written by a foid
in a foid's world, chad (and maybe the occasional normie, like ron) is the only thing that exists





