Cope why the fuck haven't we bought onaholes yet

[Sheogorath]

seriously why do I keep putting this off?

guys who have: how did you get your act together and how much better is your life now that you don't need to get a handjob from a man?

 

[AnotherInsertCel1]

seriously why do I keep putting this off?

guys who have: how did you get your act together and how much better is your life now that you don't need to get a handjob from a man?

I threw my fleshlight away after 10 uses.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

I threw my fleshlight away after 10 uses.

brutal reality pill

 

[coldmachinery]

just no way i could check out mentally enough to fuck a fleshlight lmao cumplanet can take this L

 

[Sheogorath]

just no way i could check out mentally enough to fuck a fleshlight lmao cumplanet can take this L

aren't we actually checking out more by doing hand shit though?

 

[PPEcel]

My hand is fine so idk

 

[Sheogorath]

My hand is fine so idk

not mine gotta fuck dat closed briefs flap

 

[Deleted member 1983]

what is that