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Venting Why my Father dislikes birds

Horatio Ludwiczek

Horatio Ludwiczek

They saw deformity, I found beauty
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According to my mother, who related the story to me, my Father visited his grandparents in the Korean countryside sometime in the 1970s

He witnessed a chicken's head being chopped clean off, whose body soon started stumbling around in a frenzy before beelining in the general direction of my Father

My Father panicked and ran inside the house and up the second floor

Ever since, he has a mild dislike of birds not dissimilar to my dislike of shrimp due to a prior traumatic experience

Not helped by the fact he's allergic to feathers
 
However, in his magnanimity, he was understanding of my desire for a pet bird and allowed me to purchase a Budgerigar as a pet in my youth, under the condition I keep the cage in my large bedroom

Unfortunately, after it flew away, my Father forbade me from keeping a pet bird as long as I'm continuously irresponsible
 
I mean they’re kinda annoying sometimes and they’re poop gets everywhere

But besides that I don’t really care
 
*chirp* we waz dinosaurs
 

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