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Why isn't there a store where I can sell my shitty genetics for an upgrade?

jagged0

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I need to become Chad right now.
 
The technology is on the way, but we'll most likely be dead or too old to have any use for it.
 
Is coming dude, the most closer thing you can do is get plastic surgery, get rich, and then get a child using the new technology to assure that all your descendancy will be chads and stacys.
 
Nobody would buy your shitty genetics
 
ATOMIC ACE PUGG said:
Nobody would buy your shitty genetics

"Why isn't there a store where I can exchange my loincloth for a 3 piece suit?"

Just lol
 
blickpall said:
ATOMIC ACE PUGG said:
Nobody would buy your shitty genetics
"Why isn't there a store where I can exchange my loincloth for a 3 piece suit?"
Just lol

Why doesn't filet mignon cost a bag of combos?
 
A Good Friend said:
Why doesn't filet mignon cost a bag of combos?

Why isn't there a house where I can buy it with monopoly money?
 
blickpall said:
A Good Friend said:
Why doesn't filet mignon cost a bag of combos?
Why isn't there a house where I can buy it with monopoly money?

I'll trade you this forty of St. Ides for that bottle of Dom
 
born too late to explore the world born too early for the singularity
 
jagged0 said:
I need to become Chad right now.

Well we have CRISPR but you're not an embryocel so there isn't. But there is PS and orthotropics
 
This isn't a video game, lol.
 
Somatic cells can't be changed.

What you have right now is what you'll have until you die.
 
In the future (like 300 years from now) you'll be able to modify your genetical information by going into a vacuum chamber and having scientists change your genetical data and therefore creating another version of yourself.
 
They can make people look like an old man with fakeup, but what if they try make you look like chad? I think it could work
 
ArtoriasWolf said:
They can make people look like an old man with fakeup, but what if they try make you look like chad? I think it could work

Our photoshop experts could totally do that themselves, lol.
 
Because scientists are too busy inventing stuff that will sell a lot rather than stuff that will restore balance
 

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