Based Why Incels should Never use iPhones

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

iPhones are cucked

Having an iPhone is like having a wife who

• intentionally refuses you full use of her body but she insisted that you spent $500 000 on a lavish wedding for her, (64gig iPhone = $1000+ jfl and an Apple stand also = $1000 )
• Wont give you a blowjob (no bluetooth file transfer)
• Wont give you anal sex (no reverse wireless charging)
• Only allows you to fuck her in the missionary position with the lights turned off ( no 90hz or 120hz screen refresh rate )
• Stubbornly Refuses to shave her hairy cunt ( no expandable microSD, no USB Type-C,)
• Only gives you sex on Christmas & on your Birthday (no native file transfer via mass storage - you need to install itunes (cuckTunes)
• Has been fucked by over 100 different 10+ inch BBC's and you can never share any "firsts" with her (iPhone is always late to the party jfl. Android pioneered face unlock, OLED , slide down notifications bar, wireless charging, dual, triple & now quad camera tech, time of flight cameras, super slow motion video, e.t.c)

iPhone is for soy cucks

 

[JohnDoe]

I use android. It's got a better feel to it and if I drop it, it doesn't shatter

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

High IQ analogy

 

[ordinaryotaku]

I use android. It's got a better feel to it and if I drop it, it doesn't shatter

Yeah, same. Android phones are the best.

 

[Glokta]

I always buy android chinkphones like Xiaomi, but I mainly use my phone to browser the internet, so I don't have a need for any fancy features.

 

[Deleted member 14805]

I use android. It's got a better feel to it and if I drop it, it doesn't shatter

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

Yeah, same. Android phones are the best.

Android is the swiss army knife of phones - it does it all with no restrictions!

I always buy android chinkphones like Xiaomi, but I mainly use my phone to browser the internet, so I don't have a need for any fancy features.

Me the only high end features i like in an expensive android are the super quad HD OLED screens (so i can cope using 4K porn + anime) and the crazy big 512gig onboard memory + the option to add another 512gig via microSD(so i can store a lot of 4K porn + anime copes)

 

[Monk of Failure]

I use android phones. Apple is for cucks

 

[Deleted member 18214]

High IQ analogy

 

[2340922]

I use android. It's got a better feel to it and if I drop it, it doesn't shatter

Why waste ur money srs

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

Why waste ur money srs

Based & AusterityPilled
That extra money that will go towards buying an iPhone(cuckphone) could be used for other things like escortcelling tbh ngl

 

[nazianime]

I use iPhone for business, because it just Werks FaceTime is always handy. Plus why are you putting high refresh rate and high res screens on a 5” panel? That is useless.

 

[jerrycan dan]

High IQ analogy

was gonna say this

I use android. It's got a better feel to it and if I drop it, it doesn't shatter

When I was younger and more retarded I would peg my android phone at the floor for lols
took months to break the thing

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

I use iPhone for business, because it just Werks FaceTime is always handy. Plus why are you putting high refresh rate and high res screens on a 5” panel? That is useless.

Skype is better for business imo ngl .
Its cross platform and works on virtually any device.
High res & high refresh make a ton of difference on small screens. Besides most phones are 6.1" +

was gonna say this

When I was younger and more retarded I would peg my android phone at the floor for lols
took months to break the thing

Nokia 3310 (old version) was arguably the most durable phone ever made. ngl

 

[2340922]

Based & AusterityPilled
That extra money that will go towards buying an iPhone(cuckphone) could be used for other things like escortcelling tbh ngl

I phones are like foids pretty outside but trash on inside

 

[Incline]

I use Sony.

 

[Deleted member 21504]

I've seen that post before...

 

[Deleted member 16624]

iPhones are for rich americunts

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

I phones are like foids pretty outside but trash on inside

Based and very profound. And just like iPhones - foids are overvalued and overrated tbh ngl

 

[2340922]

Based and very profound. And just like iPhones - foids are overvalued and overrated tbh ngl

What phone u have then?

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

What phone u have then?

Im on #Android OnePlus7pro 90hz notchless smoothness. I kinda wish Alienware made phones - id totally buy it

 

[2340922]

Im on #Android OnePlus7pro 90hz notchless smoothness. I kinda wish Alienware made phones - id totally buy it

How much is urs?

 

[Deleted member 16624]

No one should use an iPhone.Incel or not

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

No one should use an iPhone.Incel or not

Based.
iPhone was cool in the steve jobs era. Now iPhone is just for Instagram whores taking mirror selfies
iPhone = foidPhone

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Based.
iPhone was cool in the steve jobs era. Now iPhone is just for Instagram whores taking mirror selfies
iPhone = foidPhone

Pretty much.
Any semblance of originality that iPhone had is long gone.

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

How much is urs?

Got for dirt cheap on ebay. Less than half the price of the cheapest iphone

Pretty much.
Any semblance of originality that iPhone had is long gone.

I almost cried when they dropped the glowing Apple logo from the Macbook book pro's. Such savagery!

 

[zangano1]

Yes, cheap androids are the truecel phone

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

Yes, cheap androids are the truecel phone

Jfl at incels buying an iPhone. The main selling point of those things are the triple cameras, picture quality and video quality. If you arent going to take tonnes of selfies to post on social media then you have no business getting an iPhone. Leave the iPhone to the foids you silly inkwell

 

[Vermilioncore]

High IQ but fuck that....I still love my iPhone

 

[FinnCel]

High IQ comparison

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

High IQ but fuck that....I still love my iPhone

What do you love about it? Its not like youre an Instagram model making money off taking iPhone selfies jfl

High IQ comparison

iPhone is trash tbh ngl

 

[Deleted member 14382]

I fucking hate Apple. Wish that company had gone bankrupt and liquidated back in the 90's, when it was on its last legs (but somehow came back from the dead).

 

[Transcended Trucel]

High IQ but fuck that....I still love my iPhone

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

I fucking hate Apple. Wish that company had gone bankrupt and liquidated back in the 90's, when it was on its last legs (but somehow came back from the dead).

The illuminati & the globohomo agenda brought it back to life tbh ngl

 

[Deleted member 14382]

The illuminati & the globohomo agenda brought it back to life tbh ngl

Microsoft was the big dog back in the 90's, and honestly, it was a much more conservative, based company than this new breed of corporations that SJW's are so in love with (Apple, Google, Amazon, etc.).

 

[WawelDragon1683]

My sister has one. She's a leftist shill so it makes sense.

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Keep using iphones for me

 

[Valiant Virgin]

XD

 

[tooth monster]

Fuck applefags

 

[Deleted member 20811]

Android > jewpple

Fuck applefags

 

[2340922]

Got for dirt cheap on ebay. Less than half the price of the cheapest iphone

I almost cried when they dropped the glowing Apple logo from the Macbook book pro's. Such savagery!

Brag?

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

Keep using iphones for me

A lot of people are invested in the apple ecosystem and have just about every iDevice. But android gives you more bang for your buck tbh ngl

Microsoft was the big dog back in the 90's, and honestly, it was a much more conservative, based company than this new breed of corporations that SJW's are so in love with (Apple, Google, Amazon, etc.).

Nokia virtually ruled the 90's
Sony was super big as well