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Why incels should get pet chimpanzees

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In early 2009, a 14-year old male chimpanzee owned by two US citizens brutally taught their 54 year old female family friend a lesson when the latter was trying to help the owner of the chimp to lure him back into his cage by holding his Elmo toy, which sent him into a fit of rage and started attacking the family friend whom he had known his entire life.

The chimpanzee tore off her eyelids and nose, chewed on her face and scalped her, gouged out her eyes and ate them, chewed off one of her hands, only leaving a fleshy stump and a thumb and almost tore her other arm off.

This all happened while she was alive and she still is. The female owner tried stopping the attack and went as far as to stab the chimpanzee she had raised when he was three days old in the back with a knife. He turned around with a look that said "Why did you do that?" – the audacity of females! Imagine buying a stolen exotic animal that doesn't belong in human society, using it for your entertainment only to encourage the cops to kill him just because he mauled your family friend. Well, you shouldn't have kept it in the first place, dumb bitch. Anyway, to continue...

The cops who arrived at the scene couldn't determine her gender because of how badly she had been injured. The cop who shot the chimpanzee did so four times at point blank range which left the chimpanzee screaming while he ran back to the house he lived in and finally dropped dead on his own bed. The cop was so traumatized because he thought the faceless person bleeding out so badly had to be dead, only for it to grab his leg with its mangled hand. Or what was left of it. He claimed to have had nightmares about seeing a faceless person afterwards and suffered depression since he had to kill a chimpanzee he was familiar with and friendly with when the chimpanzee was younger.

Now just imagine what our chimpanzee bros would do for us if they found out that women have been nothing but rude to us. Just imagine.
 
And get my face ripped off and get raped in the ass? No thanks. Chimpanzees are fucking terrifying and very dangerous.
 
Chimps are cool af. All of them are manlets, but they could still tear most chads to shreds
 
And get my face ripped off and get raped in the ass? No thanks. Chimpanzees are fucking terrifying and very dangerous.
He will learn to only attack women and leave men alone.
Chimps are cool af. All of them are manlets, but they could still tear most chads to shreds
They are crazy strong. Just imagine the sheer force they must have being able to tear off your eyelids and nose just with their bare hands.
 
I hate all animals so, no.
 
that's exactly what the US thought of when imported africans centuries ago to their land
but look at it now
 
that's exactly what the US thought of when imported africans centuries ago to their land
but look at it now
I heard some crazy statistic the other day..
 
In early 2009, a 14-year old male chimpanzee owned by two US citizens brutally taught their 54 year old female family friend a lesson when the latter was trying to help the owner of the chimp to lure him back into his cage by holding his Elmo toy, which sent him into a fit of rage and started attacking the family friend whom he had known his entire life.

The chimpanzee tore off her eyelids and nose, chewed on her face and scalped her, gouged out her eyes and ate them, chewed off one of her hands, only leaving a fleshy stump and a thumb and almost tore her other arm off.

This all happened while she was alive and she still is. The female owner tried stopping the attack and went as far as to stab the chimpanzee she had raised when he was three days old in the back with a knife. He turned around with a look that said "Why did you do that?" – the audacity of females! Imagine buying a stolen exotic animal that doesn't belong in human society, using it for your entertainment only to encourage the cops to kill him just because he mauled your family friend. Well, you shouldn't have kept it in the first place, dumb bitch. Anyway, to continue...

The cops who arrived at the scene couldn't determine her gender because of how badly she had been injured. The cop who shot the chimpanzee did so four times at point blank range which left the chimpanzee screaming while he ran back to the house he lived in and finally dropped dead on his own bed. The cop was so traumatized because he thought the faceless person bleeding out so badly had to be dead, only for it to grab his leg with its mangled hand. Or what was left of it. He claimed to have had nightmares about seeing a faceless person afterwards and suffered depression since he had to kill a chimpanzee he was familiar with and friendly with when the chimpanzee was younger.

Now just imagine what our chimpanzee bros would do for us if they found out that women have been nothing but rude to us. Just imagine.
If she respected the second amendment, she could have blasted the chimp's face across all across the wall.
 
But only women are heartless creatures. Men are not.
Whores are more brainless creatures, I'd say they're robots who don't even have a heart to begin with. Also you're an idiot if you believe there's no "heartless" men.
 
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newER tactics
 
I hate all animals so, no.
Yeah I'd mabey get chimps just to set loose in the city so they can attack everyone but I don't wanna live with one.
 
@ThoughtfulCel hook some boys up with lab locations for liberation?
 
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I especially liked Travis
 
He will learn to only attack women and leave men alone.

They are crazy strong. Just imagine the sheer force they must have being able to tear off your eyelids and nose just with their bare hands.
They prolly learned the power of hatred over woman as well
 
If I’m getting a monkey, I’m getting a capuchin. Chimps have opposable thumbs so it’s easier to train them to go ER, but they are a handful
 

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