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Serious Why I think I am one of the happiest Incels?

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User was bragging.
TBH I feel I am a happy incel. Can an Incel be happier? No bragging, just sharing the fact. Please don't forget I am still an Incel. Here are the reasons:


1.) I live in a conservative 3rd world country where most guys my age are Incels, since sex is taboo. Therefore I don't feel alone in my Inceldom.
I am in the majority, not the minority.

2.) I can get a hot virgin wife if I really want via arranged marriage. She would cook for me and I will even get lots of dowry thanks to my high paying job.

3.) I have already had sex with lots of hookers (30 so far). Even though they were paid encounters, some of them have been totally ecstatic experiences. If escorts can make one feel like that, then bless them.

4.) I am not a poorcel and I am getting jaw and chin surgeries this year so my situation will likely improve.

5.) I get matches on Tinder, even with location set to Western countries so there is hope that with surgery I can get a gf in my country. (wrote about this in another post)

6.) There is a good chance that I will move to a South East Asian country at the end of this year. If that happens then considering the fact that I have had my surgery + South East Asia is very easy, I would most definitely be getting free sex with or without a gf.

7.) I have invested in crypto so if a bull run happens I will get richer. Over a couple of years I definitely would.

8.) I have a second date this weekend with a girl (wrote about this in another post)

Let's focus on being happy.
 
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I'm not even going to read this, you are happy because you are cute high trust face, try being an ogre

And also you are financially stable, tinder slayer, fuck a bunch of escorts, travel to fuck Thai bitches, hang out with supermodel chicks and have success with cryptocurremcey, you are a ascended Normie cutie, you life mog this whole forum to oblivion, your life quality is top notch compared to mine,

You are a god, that's why you are happy

Cutie:fire::fire::fire::fire::fire:
 
I'm not even going to read this, you are happy because you are cute high trust face, try being an ogre

And also you are financially stable, tinder slayer, fuck a bunch of escorts, travel to fuck Thai bitches, hang out with supermodel chicks and have success with cryptocurremcey, you are a ascended Normie cutie, you life mog this whole forum to oblivion, your life quality is top notch compared to mine,

You are a god, that's why you are happy

Cutie:fire::fire::fire::fire::fire:

kek, that's exaggerating to oblivion. I am a manlet Incel who is just trying to focus on the +ve. Wish I were 6'4''
 
Sounds great. I'd swap lives with u
 
Is the happiest incel sadder than the saddest normie? Hmm.
 
Reeeeeee go away fakecel

Dick size? If its average indian size its over
 
Is the happiest incel sadder than the saddest normie? Hmm.
Good question. I have high hopes that I can escape Inceldom in future so I would say yes. May vary for different individuals
 
A second can't be passed without me thinking about death.
 
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