Some people here think that I'm just joking, but I'm 100% serious. Here are the reasons why:
1. Bri'ish Accent:
Britbongs either sound like inbred retards or fags (no I'm not talking about cigarettes). American English just sounds way better and is way easier to understand than britbong. Even rednecks from the South speak more coherently than the average britbong who is not from London (-instan)
Compare this:
View: https://youtu.be/0KWxTAhJ5X0
To this:
View: https://youtu.be/4Hs95TBBAGg
Pretty obvious, right?
2. Bri'ish English vs. American English:
Britbongs tend to use complicated words just to sound more sophisticated (hint: You don't sound sophisticated with your accent). Here's just one of the many examples:
"Oy mate, that's me wellies. I wear me wellies when I go to the pub with me lads, mate". No, those are RAIN BOOTS. Why do we call them rain boots? Think about it for a minute or two, maybe your CRISPS grease brain can come up with an answer. Just keep it simple, fo' fooks sake.
3. Britbongs tend to make fun of other people (especially Americans) despite them getting constantly mogged:
Have you ever noticed how britbongs like to make fun of Americans? They unironically think that they are more sophisticated than Americans and that Americans are just their retarded cousins. The UK on the other hand is the only G7 nation which doesn't even have its own car industry (+ "Canada", their true retarded cousins). British cars are/were so bad that even the French mogged them. For all of you non-carcels (and Americans), the French build "cars" (I should rather say abominations) like:
The only bri'ish car companies left are either owned by Germans or Curries. They can't even built cars on their own and need German or Curry knowhow to build cars. All bri'ish car companies were bankrupt at some point. I have to admit, britbongs invented so many useful things and they were the ones who started the industrial revolution, but despite that advantage, they still can't build cars. Truly pathetic. Even fat boomers somewhere in Kentucky (Corvette) build better sports cars than the "sophisticated" britbongs without any help from other people. I could go into detail, how they get mogged in almost every regard, but I think this example alone is more than enough to understand what I mean.
4. Arrogance:
Britbongs tend to be arrogant and they somehow delude themselves into actually thinking that they are still an empire. They also tend to have zero self awareness. I admit, they did some impressive things in the past, but after WW2 (which they apparently won) their country is nothing more than a parody of their once decent country. What happened? Germany was able to economically mog them in the mid-60s (iirc), despite them losing two world wars and only 20 years after being basically completely destroyed. Sure, Germany received help from (((The Allies))) (Marshall Plan), but due to (((Operation Paperclip))) and the (((Potsdam Agreement))), they had two major handicaps. Britbongs however like to boast about "muh WW2" and how they apparently won, but did it ever occurred to them that they are actually constantly losing since WW2 (just look at HDI, GDP (PPP) per capita etc)?
I'm not saying that my country is flawless (it's actually far away from that), but britbongs are just the most obnoxious nation in euROPE. Some braindead britbong might say: "You mad cos we wun WW2, mate". No absolutely not, because according to that "logic" I should be mad at Americans too which I'm obviously not. The whole "muh WW2"-thing is just an elaborate cope because deep down they know that their country is just a joke at this point. I could forgive every single point mentioned above, if they just stfu and be normal people.
Tagging britbongs:
@Pancakecel @Hoppipolla
And other based non-britbong users who can relate:
@TheDarkEnigma @HighTGymcel @Transcended Trucel @Copexodius Maximus
1. Bri'ish Accent:
Britbongs either sound like inbred retards or fags (no I'm not talking about cigarettes). American English just sounds way better and is way easier to understand than britbong. Even rednecks from the South speak more coherently than the average britbong who is not from London (-instan)
Compare this:
View: https://youtu.be/0KWxTAhJ5X0
To this:
View: https://youtu.be/4Hs95TBBAGg
Pretty obvious, right?
2. Bri'ish English vs. American English:
Britbongs tend to use complicated words just to sound more sophisticated (hint: You don't sound sophisticated with your accent). Here's just one of the many examples:
"Oy mate, that's me wellies. I wear me wellies when I go to the pub with me lads, mate". No, those are RAIN BOOTS. Why do we call them rain boots? Think about it for a minute or two, maybe your CRISPS grease brain can come up with an answer. Just keep it simple, fo' fooks sake.
3. Britbongs tend to make fun of other people (especially Americans) despite them getting constantly mogged:
Have you ever noticed how britbongs like to make fun of Americans? They unironically think that they are more sophisticated than Americans and that Americans are just their retarded cousins. The UK on the other hand is the only G7 nation which doesn't even have its own car industry (+ "Canada", their true retarded cousins). British cars are/were so bad that even the French mogged them. For all of you non-carcels (and Americans), the French build "cars" (I should rather say abominations) like:
The only bri'ish car companies left are either owned by Germans or Curries. They can't even built cars on their own and need German or Curry knowhow to build cars. All bri'ish car companies were bankrupt at some point. I have to admit, britbongs invented so many useful things and they were the ones who started the industrial revolution, but despite that advantage, they still can't build cars. Truly pathetic. Even fat boomers somewhere in Kentucky (Corvette) build better sports cars than the "sophisticated" britbongs without any help from other people. I could go into detail, how they get mogged in almost every regard, but I think this example alone is more than enough to understand what I mean.
4. Arrogance:
Britbongs tend to be arrogant and they somehow delude themselves into actually thinking that they are still an empire. They also tend to have zero self awareness. I admit, they did some impressive things in the past, but after WW2 (which they apparently won) their country is nothing more than a parody of their once decent country. What happened? Germany was able to economically mog them in the mid-60s (iirc), despite them losing two world wars and only 20 years after being basically completely destroyed. Sure, Germany received help from (((The Allies))) (Marshall Plan), but due to (((Operation Paperclip))) and the (((Potsdam Agreement))), they had two major handicaps. Britbongs however like to boast about "muh WW2" and how they apparently won, but did it ever occurred to them that they are actually constantly losing since WW2 (just look at HDI, GDP (PPP) per capita etc)?
I'm not saying that my country is flawless (it's actually far away from that), but britbongs are just the most obnoxious nation in euROPE. Some braindead britbong might say: "You mad cos we wun WW2, mate". No absolutely not, because according to that "logic" I should be mad at Americans too which I'm obviously not. The whole "muh WW2"-thing is just an elaborate cope because deep down they know that their country is just a joke at this point. I could forgive every single point mentioned above, if they just stfu and be normal people.
Tagging britbongs:
@Pancakecel @Hoppipolla
And other based non-britbong users who can relate:
@TheDarkEnigma @HighTGymcel @Transcended Trucel @Copexodius Maximus
