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i_want_emo_gf
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We don’t have any STDs
Pretty self explanatory.
We won’t cheat
Incels are guaranteed not to cheat on you! Since you will most likely be our only option anyway.
We respect whamen
We respect femoids, so if you want a supreme gentleman, you bettER consider us as an option
We will encourage you to better yourself
If you’re a lazy piece of shit, we will physically force you to go the gym and lose the weight. Or we will restrict your diet
We are honest
Have you ever wanted your partner to be honest with you when asking questions such as “do I look fat in this dress?” Well worry no more, because we are here to help.
We are sexually inexperienced
You may think this one is bad but it’s actually good, the more sex partners you have the less you are able to pair bond. This is why chad won’t commit to you, he sees you as just another hole who wants his dick.
Women if you reject us you lose the right to complain about good men being available, just fyi
Is there anything else I’m missing from this list?
Pretty self explanatory.
We won’t cheat
Incels are guaranteed not to cheat on you! Since you will most likely be our only option anyway.
We respect whamen
We respect femoids, so if you want a supreme gentleman, you bettER consider us as an option
We will encourage you to better yourself
If you’re a lazy piece of shit, we will physically force you to go the gym and lose the weight. Or we will restrict your diet
We are honest
Have you ever wanted your partner to be honest with you when asking questions such as “do I look fat in this dress?” Well worry no more, because we are here to help.
We are sexually inexperienced
You may think this one is bad but it’s actually good, the more sex partners you have the less you are able to pair bond. This is why chad won’t commit to you, he sees you as just another hole who wants his dick.
Women if you reject us you lose the right to complain about good men being available, just fyi
Is there anything else I’m missing from this list?
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