Why don't you join a Catholic monastery?

[Fontaine]

Theoretically, you are supposed to join only if you are "called by God", but in practice, across history, Catholic monasteries also have had a function of welcoming those who, for some reason, couldn't cut it in normal society or didn't want to stay in normal society. (Ugly men and women, disabled men and women, fallen princes, rivals during wars of succession, etc.).

Daily life is harsh and would be impossible for most here. No place for masturbation or other sins. Strict schedule of work and prayer.

On the other hand, no women, healthy companionship with volcels, healthy activities like making beer or farming.

 

[Evil Genius]

Rather be neet than do that.

 

[Evil Genius]

Also why serve a God who has made me a subhuman monster who can't even get sex with his lookmatch whilst giving Chad unlimited access to Stacy pussy.

 

[Fontaine]

Also why serve a God who has made me a subhuman monster who can't even get sex with his lookmatch whilst giving Chad unlimited access to Stacy pussy.

From a Christian perspective, your ugliness is a blessing since you are less likely to commit carnal sin.

 

[Evil Genius]

From a Christian perspective, your ugliness is a blessing since you are less likely to commit carnal sin.

I want to be commit carnel sin though, I want to have 4 some with stacies and orgies and sexparty's in ibiza.

I could always confess my sins and have a priest wash my sins away later.

REEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Sadist]

I want to be commit carnel sin though, I want to have 4 some with stacies and orgies and sexparty's in ibiza.

I could always confess my sins and have a priest wash my sins away later.

REEEEEEEEEEEE

exactly, sin confession is the dumbest thing ever

 

[Fontaine]

I want to be commit carnel sin though, I want to have 4 some with stacies and orgies and sexparty's in ibiza.

You are misguided.

I could always confess my sins and have a priest wash my sins away later.

Salvation is not that easy. Roman Catholics in particular have a concept of "Purgatory". You will suffer mild punishment for your sins in Purgatory even if you have confessed them. Confession must also be accompanied by sincere regret and will only protect you from eternal damnation, the worst punishment.

 

[tehgymcel420]

My uncle is an christian monk, it sounds boring and I'd rather be dead.

 

[L9xddddd]

A monastery won't get me pussy rofl

 

[Salustio]

That's not a bad idea.

As a christian priest you can avoid marriage and many social dutyes... But i don't believe in god. So i'd rather choose islam over christianity. I want to fuck underage girls in a poligamous marriage.

 

[tehgymcel420]

That's not a bad idea.

As a christian priest you can avoid marriage and many social dutyes... But i don't believe in god. So i'd rather choose islam over christianity. I want to fuck underage girls in a poligamous marriage.

But can you grow a beard like this?

 

[Murdoch89]

I should be put in a mental hospital,we're i can at least get decent food and a tv

 

[manlet_]

Religion is the biggest scam in history

 

[Fontaine]

Religion is the biggest scam in history

If a scam can benefit the scammed, is this a scam?

 

[manlet_]

If a scam can benefit the scammed, is this a scam?

Benefit how? Living your life with belief in a fictional sky fairy while wasting your time and money in church? Is that such a benefit to me?