Discussion Why don't you guys go to massage parlors?

[Squatting Slavcel]

I would but I'm broke.

 

[tayhrdl]

Skin disease + anxiety

 

[Grodd]

I don't wanna be touched by some hag

 

[ParasiteToSociety]

I don’t want to catch STDs and I don’t want to put my dick in a whore that’s being fucked by 1000s of other dicks.

 

[oldNgreycel]

So I can get an expensive hand job from some fat 50 year old noodlewhore?

 

[Sex-Starved Beast]

I just want to kiss & hug a pretty girl, not have sex with escorts.

 

[ordinaryotaku]

I just want to kiss & hug a pretty girl, not have sex with escorts.

Same. Just having sex to have sex for me is very gay and nigger.

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

I don’t want to catch STDs and I don’t want to put my dick in a whore that’s being fucked by 1000s of other dicks.

I just want to kiss & hug a pretty girl, not have sex with escorts.

Same. Just having sex to have sex for me is very gay and nigger.

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

So I can get an expensive hand job from some fat 50 year old noodlewhore?

They're not all old. It's a business, they know men prefer young foids. Plenty of masseuses in their 20s.

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

I want to try nuru massage, they oil up their body and massage you with titties.

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

I would but I'm broke.

Good luck finding a legit one in USA where escorts are illegal

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

Good luck finding a legit one in USA where escorts are illegal

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“Most Americans can find one in a short driving distance,”

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[littlemanhikicel]

Im broke too

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

Im broke too

over for brokecels

 

[!CircumcisedManlet!]

the idea of some chink giving me a handjob like im a breeding racehorse saying "hu'ddy up my arm hu'dt" in her rice paddy accent doesnt turn me on

 

[TheCatMan]

I'm shy

 

[starystulejarz]

They don't exist in EU and i want to be desired not lazily jerked off by a hag that only wants your money

 

[chudcel]

I hate toilets so much that the thought of having one touch me with her claws makes me feel sick.

 

[decapitation]

When I finally have enough money to be fucking wasted 24/7 I'll definitely take a little trip to the massage parlours near my house.

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

They don't exist in EU and i want to be desired not lazily jerked off by a hag that only wants your money

They do, an incel aquaintance goes there all the time. Also, people here are so touch starved that a normal massage would help too.