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Cope Why don't Satanists just summon Jesus Christ

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Eucalyptus Warrior

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Like, it doesn't even make any sense.
 
Costs too much MP
 
Satanists are more likely to be cucks
 
Summon Mary Maclane
 
Because they touch themselves at night
 
cause none of this shit is real
 
Why don't christians summon Jesus? oh right, its because he's a muslim
 
not enough macca to fuse Jesus Christ
 
Their inner demons would rebel.
 

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