Why doesn't government create a survey/system to solve the loneliness crisis?

[INVERTER]

I'm not talking about state mandated GFs. I'm talking about every citizen takes a long, in depth survey and then the government matches you with someone. You are forced to date for 3-month trial period and then you have freedom to choose after that.

Morons will say "but then the government will know stuff about me" as if they care that you're a pisces or some shite.

EVERYONE wins in this system. Don't like the person you're with? Suck it up for 3 months and you're good. People tolerate working at jobs they hate for years and think nothing of it because things have to be produced and services have to be provided.

People will be forced to think deeply about themselves to answer the questions properly since they don't want to be matched incorrectly.

Also, you will not be forced to take the test but if you opt out, you have to pay more in taxes every year. The tax will be called the "social cohesion tax".

Idiots will say "What if the connection isn't real bro?" It NEVER is. You would think people would know that by now.

"What if people lie?" People lie about everything all the time. People game systems all the time. Should we abolish ALL systems?

I don't see any good arguments against this

 

[anon65]

But toilets will be forced to have a relationship with a non-chad for three whole montheroonies! That's literally worse than the holocaust, incel!

 

[INVERTER]

But toilets will be forced to have a relationship with a non-chad for three whole montheroonies! That's literally worse than the holocaust, incel!

I believe this concept will become more popular in the decades to come. Boomers and Gen X would hate it because "muh government bad and I was just a nice guy that's how I met my current wife and it's just a coincidence I've been divorced 4 times bro. True love is out there. I also don't want the government knowing important stuff about me like what toothpaste I use bro because I'm such a bigshot heavy equipment operator bro and the government will totally use that info to kill me bro"

 

[kekmaleaks]

I'm not talking about state mandated GFs. I'm talking about every citizen takes a long, in depth survey and then the government matches you with someone. You are forced to date for 3-month trial period and then you have freedom to choose after that.

Morons will say "but then the government will know stuff about me" as if they care that you're a pisces or some shite.

EVERYONE wins in this system. Don't like the person you're with? Suck it up for 3 months and you're good. People tolerate working at jobs they hate for years and think nothing of it because things have to be produced and services have to be provided.

People will be forced to think deeply about themselves to answer the questions properly since they don't want to be matched incorrectly.

Also, you will not be forced to take the test but if you opt out, you have to pay more in taxes every year. The tax will be called the "social cohesion tax".

Idiots will say "What if the connection isn't real bro?" It NEVER is. You would think people would know that by now.

"What if people lie?" People lie about everything all the time. People game systems all the time. Should we abolish ALL systems?

I don't see any good arguments against this

The only problem with this is that the females will cuck the incels and use them for seudo attention/money and this process will ruin a lot of potential wives since the second a girl talks to more than one guy her entire life and has many men viewing her as love interests she turns into a worthless whore and it would be better to keep these foids in a state controlled brothel where they will be infinitely raped by incels and aristocrats until they develop an aillment or catch STDs, at thar point they will be deemed tainted goods and shall be gutted, dumped in a boiler room where the government will fashion their fat into soap.

It's what Hitler would've wanted.