voiceoftreason
Why the long midface?
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- Joined
- Jan 29, 2019
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- [Have your islands and countries be raided and have your resources + women be stolen by people who treat pillaging as a past time activity] - the world interprets them as top tier machos who should have raided more.
- [Spends centuries fighting wars in their own isolated continent that have no impact on the world whatsoever and they don't even colonize one country during all this] - Be regarded as having the best features by the fuhrer himself.
- [One of them becomes a gaming youtuber who has average gaming skills and yells in the mic most of the time] - Most subscribed youtuber in the planet and people get angry when he gets competition.
WTF IS GOING ON HERE? IS HAVING BLUE EYES AND BLONDE HAIR SUPPOSED TO HALO YOU THAT HARD!?
I mean come on! Scandinavia is mediocre at best but they have all this attention surrounding them! For fuck's sake, they're still trying to use socialism over there for crying out loud! Why can't people appreciate the true fathers of Europe, why must the romans be demonized in every form of media, including manuscripts over 4000 years old (the bible)? Someone explain why this combo is so fucking deadly! What good does having blonde hair and blue eyes provide!? It's not like you become a super human or something YET EVERYONE WANTS IT!