
Reprobus
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Recently I’ve been thinking of why females join the military. I consider most who do are lesbian which is right but why do the others join? To fuck master sergeants?
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One of my worst memories is riding on a bus from combat training to my MOS school, and having some Chad bang some ugly girl in the seat behind me. I felt every single thrust. Californication was playing in the background. I used to like that song and the red hot chili peppers but now I cant stand hearing it because every-time I hear a song from them I am reminded of that moment.
I havent met a single woman in the military who wasn't a turbo slut. Again why wouldn't they be? They are surrounded by horny Chads.
I just hate it because I wasn't getting any.
what branch were you in? also wtf at having sex on a bus with other people in it... nobody noticed this going on? isn't that against the UCMJ or some shit
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to find gigachads, duuh
Marine Corps
i've been giving some serious thought to joining the army or marine corps lately...would you recommend it or is life going to miserable if i'm already depressed? i've never been away from home before
Depends on the type of person you are. I was somewhat depressed when I joined, but I always wanted to be in the military for a while. Was an officer in JROTC and was in ROTC in college before I dropped out and joined the Marines. I was used to waking up at 5am to exercise, maintaining a clear appearance, and always liked wearing a uniform since it meant I dint have to worry about choosing an outfit. If you are an emotional, undisciplined fuck who just wants to NEET it up 24/7 then you will hate it, probably.
If you were like me then the constant stress provided by the Marines provided a nice distraction for my depression for a bit. I actually loved being deployed since the typical social bullshit associated with normal life was nonexistant. Might be different now, though, since women are now allowed to be placed in combat roles.
All MOSes are different, though. I was put in a pretty damn lax intel unit. I don't even think I took a PFT in my final two years. I was also overweight but the guy who taped me was always pretty generous with the measurements, which kept me at something ridiculous like 10% bodyfat, lol. The marine corps horror stories come from more traditional units who have overzealous first sergeants that require everyone to have a first class PFT and do company runs every week or some shit.
I never went to college but I was also in JROTC in high school, I was in Army JROTC and I loved it. I really liked the structure, the discipline, uniformity, teamwork. But at the same time I am an emotional undisciplined fuck like you said so I don't know if I'll join and then like, want to kill myself because I'm stuck there and I hate it. That's what's scary, you can't quit if it's not for you. It takes balls to make such a big commitment like that. I really want to do it but it's also scary as fuck
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For Commander Chad .Recently I’ve been thinking of why females join the military. I consider most who do are lesbian which is right but why do the others join? To fuck master sergeants?