Redpill Robert
Supreme Gentleman. King of Incels. Pro slut-shamer
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And complain about "creepers hitting on them" and shit? I mean you notice that hot girls DON'T do this shit. I had a pretty funny experience involving this kind of thing recently.
Long story short, I work at a pizza place. There's this morbidly obese guy there named Jake (who also fucking STINKS. Needs to wash between those goddamn rolls for real). I'm talking like 500 lbs and only 5'3" or so. Never really had much of a problem with him though aside from having to smell his stank ass all the time.
He has this morbidly obese ugly wife (so not an incel although clearly scraping the bottom of the barrel). I had seen pictures of it as other coworkers had shown me and we were laughing at how triflin' it was. Nontheless it's a very unmemorable looking person so I still don't remember what it looks like other than just being a fat white tub of lard. It works at the nearby Captain D's I had heard. And I go to this Captain D's every now and then.
The other day when I'm at the drive through window after getting off work (so still in the uniform) this landwhale is like "you work at the one up there?" I'm like "yeah." It's like "you work with my husband." I figured this must be the landwhale wife of the Jake dude but I'm like "really, who?" just to be sure. Sure enough, it says "Jake." I'm like "oh, okay. Tell him he needs to take a shower." Then I'm just like "hey wanna give me a discount? I can give you a discount." I do this at almost EVERY restaurant I go to because I'm cheap and usually it works. Anyways it's like "no sorry, I could get fired for that." And that was the end of the discussion (that IT initiated mind you). I drive off with the food, and that was it, or so I thought.
So a few days later when I'm at work, I hear from a co-worker "hey man, Jake was in here saying the other night you were at Captain D's hitting on his wife." Everyone found it hilarious clearly but my mind was just completely blown at that moment. I mean I've known my share of fat ugly women that think they're hot and bullshit about non-existent guys hitting on them but HOLY SHIT. I mean it fucking WISHES and frankly should be thankful that anything with a penis so much as even LOOKS at it.
TL;DR why do fat ugly women always do this shit?
Long story short, I work at a pizza place. There's this morbidly obese guy there named Jake (who also fucking STINKS. Needs to wash between those goddamn rolls for real). I'm talking like 500 lbs and only 5'3" or so. Never really had much of a problem with him though aside from having to smell his stank ass all the time.
He has this morbidly obese ugly wife (so not an incel although clearly scraping the bottom of the barrel). I had seen pictures of it as other coworkers had shown me and we were laughing at how triflin' it was. Nontheless it's a very unmemorable looking person so I still don't remember what it looks like other than just being a fat white tub of lard. It works at the nearby Captain D's I had heard. And I go to this Captain D's every now and then.
The other day when I'm at the drive through window after getting off work (so still in the uniform) this landwhale is like "you work at the one up there?" I'm like "yeah." It's like "you work with my husband." I figured this must be the landwhale wife of the Jake dude but I'm like "really, who?" just to be sure. Sure enough, it says "Jake." I'm like "oh, okay. Tell him he needs to take a shower." Then I'm just like "hey wanna give me a discount? I can give you a discount." I do this at almost EVERY restaurant I go to because I'm cheap and usually it works. Anyways it's like "no sorry, I could get fired for that." And that was the end of the discussion (that IT initiated mind you). I drive off with the food, and that was it, or so I thought.
So a few days later when I'm at work, I hear from a co-worker "hey man, Jake was in here saying the other night you were at Captain D's hitting on his wife." Everyone found it hilarious clearly but my mind was just completely blown at that moment. I mean I've known my share of fat ugly women that think they're hot and bullshit about non-existent guys hitting on them but HOLY SHIT. I mean it fucking WISHES and frankly should be thankful that anything with a penis so much as even LOOKS at it.
TL;DR why do fat ugly women always do this shit?