[Serious] Why do every single betabux love Zelda?

wasted12years

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#1
I know a couple of betabuxxes.

Two of them have met a single mother and is raising and taking care of other mens children.

Two of them have their own biological children with their below looksmatch GF/wife who's obsessed with money and materialism.

One has a GF with a biological child and his ex foids child also biological (the foid is above his looksmatch in this case)

I also know a single dad with a kid.

Every single one of these people love zelda especially the newer games. Some of them don't even look like stereotypical cucks but they're all in their mid 30s.
Of course i'd rather remain incel than engage in a relationship with a single mother, pump and dump at best. These foids are desperate and unstable but they know they can still get a pathetic cuck provider.
 

anon

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#11
le saving a woman in distress

In reality Zelda is getting fucked by guards and ganon's 2ft dick. Link is a beta twink.
 

iblamemyself

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It should be called “The Legend of Link” tbh. Zelda doesn’t do shit.
Those nintendo games seem to appeal to cucks' inferiority and captain-save-a-how complex. I never liked Zelda that much. The character Link is some weird elf in a green kilt or something. I guess you can identify with hin as a child or a young teen. But if you still like this char as an adult, you are weird.

Sorry nintendo fanboys. I can understand weebs because they like anime tits and want to see cool stories without having to look at real people. But Zelda and Mario fans: grow the fuck up.
 

The Edentulate

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Like almost everything popular; Rick and Morty, Star Wars, even Zelda, the worst part of it isn't even the medium, it's the fanbase. Fucking people. Even with things like games that I've been enjoying ever since I was a kid just to try get away from them, they still manage to ruin EVERYTHING!!!
 

TigerFestival

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It should be called “The Legend of Link” tbh. Zelda doesn’t do shit.
I always thought it was strange that it's called "The Legend of Zelda" when Link is the hero of Legend. I mean why name it Zelda when she's in need of rescue?
 

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#16
rescue a roastie in real life, rescue one in the game

how many times has link needed to rescue zelda? she keeps running off with creeps who pound her and link still wants her
 

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it has to do with iq. moderately high iq people like zelda and are able to betabux. i like zelda myself and i have a plan to betabux.
 

iKillCucks

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Because a lot of those Nintendo games has to do with some literal "QUEEN" getting kidnapped by some bull villain and a white knight goes to save her and not getting pussy after saving her

Mario: white knight cuck
Peach: Stacy queen
Browser: BBC bull

Link: white knight cuck
Zelda: Stacy queen
Browser: BBC bull

See why soy boys love Nintendo games? Becuase they get "RESCUE MUH QUEEN FROM DA TOXIC MALE M'LDAY" they get to live their dreams not only in real life but in video games too
 

PersonalityChad

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MSCW

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Because a lot of those Nintendo games has to do with some literal "QUEEN" getting kidnapped by some bull villain and a white knight goes to save her and not getting pussy after saving her

Mario: white knight cuck
Peach: Stacy queen
Browser: BBC bull

Link: white knight cuck
Zelda: Stacy queen
Browser: BBC bull

See why soy boys love Nintendo games? Becuase they get "RESCUE MUH QUEEN FROM DA TOXIC MALE M'LDAY" they get to live their dreams not only in real life but in video games too
True.
I like the snes games.
More for the other publishers (Capcom, Konami, you get the idea).
Between Mario and Sonic, I prefer Sonic. More nt.
 

ICanOnlyFapToBDSM

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bing bing wahoo games are soy as fuck, i dont think ive ever played any of those little kid baby nintendo games.
 

Amerimutt

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Nintendo is campy, and childlike. Shit. Don't even mention you play Nintendo. You'll instantly describe yourself as a juvenile neckbeard, and a cuck.

I like Nintendo. It's a guilty pleasure. But I can definitely see how cucks gravitate towards it.
 

PersonalityChad

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Why do you prefer that over OoT?
OoT suffers from early 3d game syndrome, aka it's too experimental.
ALttP instead didn't really invent anything new, it took the Zelda 1 formula and perfected it using next gen hardware.
Just play it for yourself ok? You will see what i mean.
ganon is deathnic
Never began for gerudocels tbh
 
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OoT suffers from early 3d game syndrome, aka it's too experimental.
ALttP instead didn't really invent anything new, it took the Zelda 1 formula and perfected it using next gen hardware.
Just play it for yourself ok? You will see what i mean.

Never began for gerudocels tbh
I don't have any gaming consoles. Can I play it on the PC properly using a simulator? I tried playing Ocarina of Time the other day but I couldn't get anywhere past inside the tree due to not all of the controls working and having no way to change that.
 

PersonalityChad

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I don't have any gaming consoles. Can I play it on the PC properly using a simulator?
Of course. JFL at paying to play almost 30 years old games.
http://emulation.gametechwiki.com/index.php/Super_Nintendo_Emulators

https://the-eye.eu/public/rom/SNES/
I tried playing Ocarina of Time the other day but I couldn't get anywhere past inside the tree due to not all of the controls working and having no way to change that.
Yeah, the N64 is a bitch to play with a keyboard.
 
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All portable Zeldas are underrated. The Oracles games are top tier but i've rarely seen people discuss them. Maybe it's because they're on GBC and no one gives a fuck about the GBC.


tbh. Even if i will always prefer A Link to the Past to OoT.
might be an unpopular opinion, but MM is my favorite. The setting/atmosphere + 3 day system was amazing. I just wish it had better bosses
 

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all of nintendo's franchises that pander to the west (mario, pokemon, zelda, metroid, donkey kong) are bait for cuckolds
 

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#53
might be an unpopular opinion, but MM is my favorite.
Plenty of Zelda fans have MM as their favorite actually. It's eerily dark and mysterious, and somehow the early 3d graphics actually add to the experience.
But i will always prefer the more straightforward 2D ones.

>tfw metroid fan too
never began for metroidcels.
 

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Lol I used to play Zelda ....

On my gameboy advanced....

When I was like.....

7 or 8.
The difference between you and them, you got over it.
The reddits boys still have a sick obsession of it.
brb shitty tats of the logo
brb others bs
 

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>tfw metroid fan too
never began for metroidcels.
metroid games are fun and probably my second favourite first party Nintendo franchise after mother. Metroid fusion is one of my favs. Nintendo is just lazy with their series and keeps reusing the same gimmick of the same villain and story and cucks will just eat it up.

I wanted to get into that game. Don't know where should I start.
legend of Zelda a link to the past, emulate it with Snes9x. Then play Legend of Zelda Minish Cap, emulate it with mGBA. go back to GBC then play Links Awakening DX and Oracle of Seasons or Oracle of Ages (it’s like choosing between Pokémon red or blue) with mGBA.

Never bothered with the 3D or DS ones they don’t look interesting to me
 

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Because a lot of those Nintendo games has to do with some literal "QUEEN" getting kidnapped by some bull villain and a white knight goes to save her and not getting pussy after saving her

Mario: white knight cuck
Peach: Stacy queen
Browser: BBC bull

Link: white knight cuck
Zelda: Stacy queen
Browser: BBC bull

See why soy boys love Nintendo games? Becuase they get "RESCUE MUH QUEEN FROM DA TOXIC MALE M'LDAY" they get to live their dreams not only in real life but in video games too
I know this thread is old and all, not too old but still. I just wanted to say this is one of the most high IQ posts on this forum
 

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