JFL Why do asian girls in porn always sound like they are in pain?

[krieg005]

not a clue on the loo why this is

 

[Fantasea]

it's censored so it's hard to see but it's cuz they have blades up their coochie.

 

[shameless]

Some species of bug make high-pitched chirping noises during copulation. One such variety, the Asian, makes a shrill squeaking sound that, due to the Asian's similarity to members of Homo sapiens sapiens, has been likened by top scientists in the field as resembling a sort of pained cry. Scientists are still struggling to figure out the exact reasons for the Asian's mating calls being similar to a Homo sapien sapien's cries for help, but they have theorized that it is due to the origin of Asians. Long ago, giant bugs roamed the earth, and one day some of these bugs decided to engage in zoophilic acts with members of other species. They forcibly engaged in coitus with many different varieties of animals, but the one they favored above all was a direct ancestor of modern-day humans. The giant bugs figured that the best way to attract such a mate was to lure them in with a sound resembling their own crying for help, so that they'd come rushing in, and be easy pickings. Since Asians are descended from these bugs forcibly mating with the ancestors of modern humanity, their modern day mating call thus is an evolutionary remnant of their ancestorial pasts.

 

[Deleted Member 8090]

Because they are stupid gooks. Anyways, how would you know?

 

[krieg005]

Some species of bug make high-pitched chirping noises during copulation. One such variety, the Asian, makes a shrill squeaking sound that, due to the Asian's similarity to members of Homo sapiens sapiens, has been likened by top scientists in the field as resembling a sort of pained cry. Scientists are still struggling to figure out the exact reasons for the Asian's mating calls being similar to a Homo sapien sapien's cries for help, but they have theorized that it is due to the origin of Asians. Long ago, giant bugs roamed the earth, and one day some of these bugs decided to engage in zoophilic acts with members of other species. They forcibly engaged in coitus with many different varieties of animals, but the one they favored above all was a direct ancestor of modern-day humans. The giant bugs figured that the best way to attract such a mate was to lure them in with a sound resembling their own crying for help, so that they'd come rushing in, and be easy pickings. Since Asians are descended from these bugs forcibly mating with the ancestors of modern humanity, their modern day mating call thus is an evolutionary remnant of their ancestorial pasts.

thanks, was looking for the scientific explanation

 

[oldNgreycel]

Because they're tiny and getting split open by bigu whyto cokru

 

[sexualeconomist]

Because that's how asian men like it

 

[justuseless]

Asian men are pedophiles so they try to sound like little girls

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Some species of bug make high-pitched chirping noises during copulation. One such variety, the Asian, makes a shrill squeaking sound that, due to the Asian's similarity to members of Homo sapiens sapiens, has been likened by top scientists in the field as resembling a sort of pained cry. Scientists are still struggling to figure out the exact reasons for the Asian's mating calls being similar to a Homo sapien sapien's cries for help, but they have theorized that it is due to the origin of Asians. Long ago, giant bugs roamed the earth, and one day some of these bugs decided to engage in zoophilic acts with members of other species. They forcibly engaged in coitus with many different varieties of animals, but the one they favored above all was a direct ancestor of modern-day humans. The giant bugs figured that the best way to attract such a mate was to lure them in with a sound resembling their own crying for help, so that they'd come rushing in, and be easy pickings. Since Asians are descended from these bugs forcibly mating with the ancestors of modern humanity, their modern day mating call thus is an evolutionary remnant of their ancestorial pasts.