I was trying to beat my dick to this one loli from bioshock and this stupid bitch kept barging in whilst I was cranking the chicken.
"OH FOOD'S READYYY
" I exit my goon cave and look at this disgusting shit with a grimace, I don't want any partaking in consumption with what seems to look like cow manure.
Foids need to up their cooking skills because this is getting ridiculous.
it was so nasty for me I contemplated whether or not I should give this dunce a golden shower with a cup of my own fermented piss.
But even then there'd probably be a better flavor and aroma to my own defecation than to what was on that stovetop.
Or another time when I was around 11 years old and my brothers girlfriend made the nastiest hamburgers I had ever tasted in my life, It was literally frozen in the middle.
This retarded bitch also cooked rotten porkchops and asked me "you want some?"
I tried to come in with a good peaceable mindset and convinced myself "Hmm this rotten smell is surely just rosemary right?"
Well no I was wrong.
Younger me gradually started to understand why domestic violence is such a common occurrence on foids.
Subsequently I got sick, so for retaliation I locked her in the bathroom by putting a chair underneath the doorknob whilst she was pissing.
But let's be honest, foids never knew how to cook which is why the culinary world is massively dominated by men in the first place.
You think because a larger percentile of foids who cook would actually have palatable food but no, it all boils down to shitty disgusting cookies from their baking classes.
"OH FOOD'S READYYY
" I exit my goon cave and look at this disgusting shit with a grimace, I don't want any partaking in consumption with what seems to look like cow manure.Foids need to up their cooking skills because this is getting ridiculous.
it was so nasty for me I contemplated whether or not I should give this dunce a golden shower with a cup of my own fermented piss.
But even then there'd probably be a better flavor and aroma to my own defecation than to what was on that stovetop.
Or another time when I was around 11 years old and my brothers girlfriend made the nastiest hamburgers I had ever tasted in my life, It was literally frozen in the middle.
This retarded bitch also cooked rotten porkchops and asked me "you want some?
"I tried to come in with a good peaceable mindset and convinced myself "Hmm this rotten smell is surely just rosemary right?"
Well no I was wrong.
Younger me gradually started to understand why domestic violence is such a common occurrence on foids.
Subsequently I got sick, so for retaliation I locked her in the bathroom by putting a chair underneath the doorknob whilst she was pissing.
But let's be honest, foids never knew how to cook which is why the culinary world is massively dominated by men in the first place.
You think because a larger percentile of foids who cook would actually have palatable food but no, it all boils down to shitty disgusting cookies from their baking classes.
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