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Discussion Why are you fakecel?

Idotms

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I’m truecel
 
im 6'8 chad, sorry
 

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Moroccancel

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Because i take 3000 showers every day.
 
Because face > height
 
Because despite being 5'3, I have extreme confidence and approach women all the time. That's how I will eventually get laid, inkwell!

Yes, they have me pay full price on every date, and then ghost me. Why?
 
Reasons for my fakeceldom:

  • Not a manlet
  • Decent paying job
  • Larger than average penis
  • Not obese, goes to the gym regularly
  • Showers everyday
  • Have friends who I see semi regularly
  • Have had foid friends in the past
  • Have lost my hug virginity
  • Not balding
 
Kek. I just can't bring myself to do it more often than that. Longest I went was 2 months, ded srs
Can't relate, i shower at least once every day. I don't even like showering tbh but i just feel dirty if i don't.
 
Can't relate, i shower at least once every day. I don't even like showering tbh but i just feel dirty if i don't.
I'm too beat down by life to care anymore. Sometimes I feel itchy but ignore it because showering is such hard work
 
Since when are you back ?
 
im a silly inkler
 

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