Why are we not escortceling again?

[Angry_runt]

http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/770903734

I mean yeah sure, validation, love blah blah, but fucking one of these seems like it would be pretty fun.

 

[Deleted member 2686]

STDs and also it is Gynocentric cause women control how long the time is

It is also gynocentric for other reasons

 

[Deleted member 677]

I don't want to go to jail. I also don't want to deal with the awkwardness of PAYING a femoid to love me.

 

[Doub]

With a average salary what do you get once you've paid for your rent, food and transport? An hour a week maybe? With minimum wage I can't even imagine.

 

[acnescarcel]

expensive and illegal. i would do it though just haven't had a real chance to.

 

[Angry_runt]

STDs

Implying the kind of women Chad fucks don't have as many STDs. Which is not a lot. The STD scare is overblown. Catching HIV from unprotected vaginal sex is pretty rare. And there are condoms. And there are blowjobs.

and also it is Gynocentric cause women control how long the time is
It is also gynocentric for other reasons

That also goes for being in a relationship with a girl. jfl if you think normies get to do whatever they want whenever they want with their girlfriends. At least with a hooker, you can get her to do whatever you want with money.

I also don't want to deal with the awkwardness of PAYING a femoid to love me.

You're paying her to please you with her body. Isn't that better than never knowing what sex feels like?

 

[Weirdcel]

No money and its illegal.

 

[lesbianwalrus]

I don't want untreatable gonorrhea tbqh

 

[Sgtpinkie]

No money and its illegal.

Unless you're in las vegas, you live in the u.s bruv?

 

[Weirdcel]

Unless you're in las vegas, you live in the u.s bruv?

Yeah. LV prostis are stupid expensive I hear.

 

[Pasteleiro]

Cause I'm broke, nigga. I'm broke.

 

[theultimate341]

I dont want to and its expensive

 

[Col.Carb]

I was looking into it. But they took down backpage, took down craigslist personals... Gotta have connections to find an escort now. Christ, IDK, I'm scared of getting busted the way they are cracking down

 

[Sgtpinkie]

Yeah. LV prostis are stupid expensive I hear.

I think so, but if you're looking for legalized escortceling...

 

[Deleted member 1983]

waste of money + id rather stay a virgin then lose it to a foid who is just after my money.

 

[Col.Carb]

waste of money + id rather stay a virgin then lose it to a foid who is just after my money.

Do you really think you will lose it in a preferable way or are you just OK staying a virgin? I would pay an escort if I could find one I could trust/afford

 

[Angry_runt]

For a bunch of guys with nothing to lose, you sure worry a lot about very low probability shit.

FYI the chance of catching HIV from having unprotected vaginal sex with a HIV positive woman is 4/10000. Source is CDC.

As for legal issues, it's legal in quite a few countries in Europe. In the US it's poorly enforced and it's not that big of a crime. I'd understand if you have a bright future ahead of you, but I'm guessing most of us don't.

By the way, check out the "Love hotels" in Japan. You go in, rent a room from a vending machine and order a girl out of a catalog (around 5:50 mark)

 

[drpepper10]

I would right fucking now but there are no sites to do that at.
backpage and creigslist have it all banned, there is no way to even get whores

 

[Deleted member 1983]

Do you really think you will lose it in a preferable way or are you just OK staying a virgin? I would pay an escort if I could find one I could trust/afford

my powers grow the longer i stay a virgin.

also ive let hope die so im indifferent to my virginity status now.

 

[RichCel]

I'm escortcelling, it's quite nice.

 

[Deleted member 60]

• costs too much
• western whores hate their clients and have golden pussy syndrome
• health risks
• illegal

 

[Short Straw]

I'm escortcelling, it's quite nice.

Care to share how you got in contact with her? I’ve thought before about offering women at work money for sex but I don’t want to lose my job. I know that some women would be open to it but I don’t know how to connect with them.

 

[tanfeo]

You don't.

- Like said before, golden pussy syndrome
- It's humiliating for us (can't get any pussy so have to do escorts)
- Can't buy love
- You feel worse after than before.

 

[imbored21]

i do and it's awesome. My oneitis is an escort. My secondary oneitis is an escort as well. At this point I can't see myself marrying a nonescort.

 

[Angry_runt]

i do and it's awesome. My oneitis is an escort. My secondary oneitis is an escort as well. At this point I can't see myself marrying a nonescort.

I bet they'd give you a discount if you were married to them.

 

[imbored21]

I bet they'd give you a discount if you were married to them.

they already give me discounts and let me stay extra long. I know both of their real names/instagrams and have eaten them out too.

 

[LebaneseCel]

Sex with an escort is horrible and non validating.

 

[CaptainCuck]

I'm thinking about doing it myself just to experience what sex is like. Maybe once or twice a year as a treat to myself.

 

[NijuGMD]

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[Deleted member 1252]

It’s depressing. Just reminds you of what chad gets for free whenever he wants it.

 

[Robtical]

As for legal issues, it's legal in quite a few countries in Europe. In the US it's poorly enforced and it's not that big of a crime.

The "against the law" is the weakest excuse. Only stupid cucks get caught and can't tell the difference between a cop and a hooker.

 

[Evidential]

4Chan 404 not found

 

[Mouse]

Anyone have personal experiences in Japan with escorts? I'm visiting my uncle for a month, but I absolutely can't speak a single word of Japanese, so that might be an issue. I'm not really into vidya or anime. Mostly going for the bar hopping and sex tourism, so if anyone has stories or travel tips I'd love to read them.

 

[Jockcel]

Nobody tells you not to, it's just a personal preference. Some like escorts, some don't.