I believe in Allah and his book based on reason and complete fucking LOGIC. Not only that all I have to do is pray 5 times a day, make a pilgrimage to Hajj, pay to charity and a fast once a year and I'll be in Jannah doing whatever the fuck I want while everybody else is in hell? Sign me up????
I don't care about harems or getting a wife through Islam or anything that happens in this life. Why should I when it doesn't matter in the end? If you're a Chad and you lived a life of slaying and you were dipped into Jahannam for half a second you'd wish you lived looking like the ugliest person on earth as long as you could just enter Jannah.
You guys think it's cope. But don't be looking all suprised when you're falling towards the pit of Jahannam and you see @opsec, @ilieknothing , @7339er, @Bushladen001, @oilonthe-Rose, @incel-Because-Short, @pakicel, and me all milly rocking together at the gates of jannah with the prophet muhammad saw while Isis music blasts in the background you stupid FUCKS